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1. Daphne Greengrass and the Preemptive Adulterer by ScribblingSteve

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage Sex
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Apr 2022

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Underage Sex
   • Daphne Greengrass/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Daphne Greengrass
   • Astoria Greengrass
   • Suicide Attempt
   • Attempted Murder
   • Attempted Kidnapping
   • Gallows Humor
   • Cuddly Astoria
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Romance
   • Action/Adventure
   • No Bashing
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Pie
   • Trust me the pie deserves a tag
   • No Actual Adultery

   Summary

   Harry doesn't necessarily expect a polite "thank you" after saving Daphne Greengrass and her younger sister from falling to their deaths, but he definitely doesn't expect the stream of verbal and magical curses he gets instead. His surprise is nothing compared to hers when her curse fails, though, and that discovery propels the two into a whirlwind week of legal loophole abuse, awkward lust, and weaponized Pureblood etiquette lessons.

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   English

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