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There was always this tower that led up and up seemingly going on forever, there were few who made it past the first few floors, or as most called them levels.
None had ever beaten it.
Those reasons lay here in the old tale of a family of four. Oldest to youngest, as most would say, and that is how we are going to do this.
Philza, Dadza, Phil, Crow father, The Immortal, The Angel of lady death, The bringer of death…
Age:
???
Physical age:
34
Born:
????, 03, 01
Human Appearance:
5’8 male with cream colored skin, pale blue eyes, Sandy golden hair.
Large black crows wings, striped bucket hat (some say it changes colors depending on his mood but it rarely changes from green) black gloves covering his hands, with either a business suit or a blue/green kimono.
Cryptid Appearance:
7’8 male with darker almost grayish skin, dark blue/sea green eyes, sandy gold hair getting stripes of black and he is covered in blood quite a bit (unless he’s around his youngest) his hand stretches out his black gloves molding with him, his fingernails looking like ash. He will be found in his kimono usually with rips at the end where his hand and feet would stick out, almost always looking burnt, and smelling like ash.
Technoblade, Techie, Techno, The Blade, the Blood God, Dave(human name)
Age:
???
Physical age:
21-25
Born:
????, ??, ??
Human Appearance:
6’2 Male. He has short brown hair, almost always looking like bed head, especially right after he shifts back. He almost always has his reading glasses on his head or on his face, his eyes are a nice maroon, having flakes of gold, and low almost unnoticeable blood red, he usually wears a corset under his dress shirt (but he will also wear it above his dress shirt). He has nicely polished dress shoes, and straight ironed black dress pants.
Cryptid Appearance:
8’9, his short brown hair shifts to a long rosy pink, it is almost always in a lumpy braid (he doesn’t braid his hair he has Tommy do it even if he doesn’t do good Techno thinks he does great) his maroon eyes swiftly become red within seconds. His usual outfit gets a “better look” as Wilbur would say he gains a blood red cape, and a pure gold crown. His teeth would sharpen so his bottom two teeth come jutting out becoming tusks, almost razor sharp and almost indestructible. His ears would come jutting out almost like an elves, or a siren would. On him is usually what he considers to be the best pieces, and if he hadn't foredged it himself it would be some of the most expensive gold items to exist. Besides the priceless piece of gold his youngest brother was to him.
Wilbur, Wilby, Wilbur Soot, Willam Gold, Siren…
Age:
??? (Assumed to be the same as Technoblade)
Physical Age:
21-25
Born:
???, ??, ??
Human Appearance:
6’5 Male, short Brown hair, his face adorned with Round rimmed glasses, with beautiful golden frames. With doe brown eyes, almost always mixing with a mossy, tree green. He usually wears a large yellow sweatshirt (jumper) and either casual gray sweatpants or dark blue jeans.
Cryptid Appearance:
8’6 his lower half slowly becomes a siren’s tail, his tail being almost every shade of green, with his ears becoming small fins. His doe brown eyes shift to slits, his nails becoming increasingly longer. Other times if not necessary for his tail his arms would be covered with scales covering the top half of his chest, leading to the bottom of his chin, and when you look at his face as it changes it almost looks like the scales, melting to become skin. The reason for his tail is because his main hunting grounds are his giant lake, largely placed on the left with a river going around the back of the mansion to a small pond on the right side of the ‘woods’.
Tommyinnit, Theseus, Tommy, Big Man…
Age:
???
Physical Age:
8-10
Born:
????, 04, 09
Human Appearance:
4’8 Male, his baby blue eyes always look like a mix, his hair looks like pure gold. Never rusting. He is always found In a sweatshirt (jumper) or a very oversized pink hoodie, with tan shorts on. He is very energetic. (Hasn’t learned any curse words yet)
Cryptid Appearance:
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you will learn as time goes on he, he hasn’t become of age in the family for his cryptid appearances to show…
Tommy and his family have always lived on the highest floor of the tower and this tower has a hundred floors. Tommy hasn’t seen the horrors his family keeps him away from. He doesn’t even know if others exist, he just knows of his family and that’s all they think– they know, he needs to know, after all what would they do without their bright little sunshine.
Their floor was to their liking with everything being as it should be, the walls that surround it not being visible at all, if Phil didn’t know they were there he would think they live in a normal wooded area safe from disgusting humans. Their mansion in the ‘woods’ was perfect, they always had food, enough space to do their own activities, the youngest brother/son they all loved Tommy, who couldn’t he was just perfect. Yet anyone disagrees and well… they would have to talk to his overprotective family. Not that anyone could or would go up there.
There were a few people who made it up to the top floor but… Why do you think they protect the top floor, just because Phil is the husband of lady death? No, long before that they all made names for themselves.
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Philza was the last follower of the lady of death, tons of people tried to force him to stop, they didn’t want him ‘straying from the path of Prime’ or ‘leaving the clutches of our savior XD’ both didn’t seem that good to Phil. They were a figure they made up, Phil knew better than to believe what they saw, what they saw… wasn’t a god, human, or a cryptid it- it was unknown to Phil and he didn’t want to know.
Everyone saw what they wanted to in those gods but in Lady death, Phil saw everything he needed to see. And being the ‘Angel of Death’ had its perks for Phil at least, he has a lovely wife who only he knows the name of. And anything that becomes a threat to his wife even if nothing can truthfully ‘hurt’ her or injure her in any way shape or form. He will be willing to get rid of the pest– no it doesn’t even deserve to be called a pest, a pest has a small reason to exist and whatever threatens his wife doesn’t. He would be willing to get rid of himself if his wife asked.
But if something tries what Phil does… there wouldn’t be enough time to even try to describe, it’s far, far worse than what Technoblade, or Wilbur could do and what they can do is brutal. The most that can be described is, the devouring of organs, and limbs. The last time someone came across anything he left behind… no, no one ever finds what mess he makes and if they do. He did it on purpose, he doesn’t leave anything behind… Hundreds have found their siblings, wives/husbands, parents, and children missing…
His death count isn’t as large as Technoblades, but if he could kill whenever he wanted billions would be dead, if you wonder what that means it's that, he kills when his lover asks. Its’ like returning a library book, except you can't return this after its due date. Death doesn’t have you pay a fifteen-dollar fee, as soon as you miss your due date, it’s over. You miss getting hit by a car, shot in the head, getting crushed by a falling pillar, or anything like that. He comes, and it. It must be the most painful thing to ever happen, even if the dead could describe it, they wouldn’t curse anyone with that information.
But someone may have witnessed this, someone. Only few know him, he isn’t human. Not after meeting them, he wasn’t afraid like the rest. It frightened Phil, and not a lot frightens Phil, so he decided to take him home. His newest son, almost looking exactly like him but brighter. And not dead, he has not seen things Phil has seen, and Phil has seen hundreds of things from the start of civilizations, to the ends, creation, to destruction, new life, to death. He had seen it all.
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Technoblade
One of the twin sons of Philza, people considered him the youngest but that was wrong just because Wilbur was 3 inches, or 7.62 centimeters taller than him didn’t mean shit to him, he was the oldest by five minutes, and as he says “That was the best five minutes of my life.” usually with a sarcastic tone.
Technoblade, or The Blood God as most call him, is the eldest and the bloodiest family member. Do not. And this is serious do not become one of the hundreds of thousands found dead by his hands, he has killed women, men, and children alike for even looking his way, everyone who knew him before he was ‘The Blood God’ is long dead, when anyone goes to the top floor they don’t live for long.
The Blood God/Technoblade known for tearing open his victims open by their arms and legs first and ripping out the muscle watching the blood flow, and never letting it kill them always grabbing sticks or rocks and shoving them into the arteries or areas that were letting ‘a little too much blood flow’ even though it almost never satisfied the voices. But their screams of pain do, the person getting rocks, sticks anything shoved into their arteries for veins stopping the blood flow is always fun to see how they react, some try to not scream. Those he kills quicker than most by just letting them bleed out, the ones who do scream watch as he skillfully cuts open the main area of their chest and pulls out each of the ‘unimportant’ organs like the liver, one or both of the kidneys, and the spleen.
They feel the most pain when he brings out a small barely sharpened rusty dagger. It’s also named, it has his most favorite persons name on it, “Tommyinnit” and on the other side “Theseus Danger Minecraft Innit” if they live long enough to see it, congratulations you know know his favorite person in the world but you won’t live long enough to tell anyone, as he cuts small cuts into the large and small intestine, then ripping it out with a long, sloshing noise and the most painful feeling they have probably felt in a long time, or ever in the humans entire useless life.
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Wilbur Soot
The second twin of Philza, and self proclaimed “better twin”, even though he technically has one of the lowest kill count, he doesn’t really ‘kill’ people he just… controls even thought he just convinces them into killing themselves, and since he’s a major sadist like the rest of his family he is also the ‘bloodiest’ of the four. Technoblade may be the blood god, Wilbur just…. Throws everything everywhere, he doesn’t eat human meat like the other two, no he ‘drains’ them not like how a vampire would, but just… taking control he drains their energy, and whatever they are thinking becomes one of his thoughts… kind of like Technoblade’s never ending voices except these end, right after he has them hang themselves.
Forcing you to hang yourself watching as the rope tightens aginst your neck, sealing your fate as the human is dropped off the lower branch, watching it squeeze, rubbing agisnt the humans neck as it tightens around becoming unbearable as it slowly gives them a bruise as it brings the person up off the ground, nothing holding the human up, no longer touching the ground as their airways cut off, they struggle to breathe. As they claw at their arms and neck tearing it open. Letting themselves bleed, as the glaze of Wilbur’s control wears off they panic, reaching up to try and loosen the noose. As it becomes way too tight, they fall limp giving up as they lose more feeling in their arms and legs. Wilbur reaches up and usually whispers the last few verses of his most recent song, which he sung to his little brother before he put him to bed again for the third time after Dadza, and Techno tried. And slashes their chest open ripping open their shirt from the middle of their collar bone to the top of their nether regions
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