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1. putting on the ritz by lazulisong

   Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Jul 2015

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Harry Hart | Galahad/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin
   • Harry Hart | Galahad
   • Gary "Eggsy" Unwin
   • Reunions
   • School Reunion
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • jesus christ on a Popsicle stick I want to die
   • Stealth Crossover

   Summary

   "They think you paid me to be here," hisses Eggsy.

   Harry stares at him. "I made your favorite dinner and I have to let your wretched beast sleep on the bed for a month," he says flatly.

   "No, they think you paid me to be here," says Eggsy.

   "My dear boy," says Harry, "do you think all these third wives married my classmates out of the purity of their affections?"

   Series

   • Part 1 of hartwin trash

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   English

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