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siblings!!!
Fuyumi: Hey!! I know we haven't used this chat in years, but since we can finally start being a family again, I thought it would be nice to restart the group chat ^_^
Natsuo: ok first of all
Natsuo: shouto isnt here
Natsuo: second of all touya IS in here and im not kicking him. you cant make me.
Natsuo: and neither of us wants that kind of reminder whenever we look at the gc member list so we should just make a new one
Natsuo: thank you for coming to my tedtalk
Fuyumi: We can add Shouto!! and honestly having a different chat would feel wrong so I personally kind of want to stay in this one?
Natsuo: fine i guess
Fuyumi: Great!
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Shouto: Hello
Fuyumi: Shouto!! This is an old sibling groupchat that we decided to restart!! So I added you ^_^
Natsuo: hi
Shouto: Thank you for adding me Fuyumi
Fuyumi: of course!!
Natsuo: so... what are we talking about
Fuyumi: Whatever you two want!! ^_^
Natsuo: well idfk
Shouto: My class group chat is currently in the middle of an argument over whether or not Midoriya is actually All Might's secret love child
Fuyumi: ... what
Shouto: My class group chat is currently in the middle of an argument over whether or not Midoriya is actually All Might's secret love child
Natsuo: lmao
Natsuo: whos brilliant idea was that
Shouto: Mine
Natsuo: i take back everything bad i ever thought about you. youre my favorite baby brother
Shouto: I'm not a baby
Natsuo: yes you are
Fuyumi: Yes you are
Shouto: ...
Shouto: Wait a second
Natsuo: waiting
Stop calling me a baby: The class chat has nicknames. It feels weird to not have them now. Also stop calling me a baby
Natsuo: nicknames are a great idea
Natsuo: but you will never not be a baby
Fuyumi: Both of these are true!!
Stop calling me a baby: This is cyberbullying
Natsuo: oh ill show you REAL cyberbullying
Fuyumi: No you will not!!
Natsuo: i will no longer be showing you REAL cyberbullying
Stop calling me a baby: :taketheL:
Fuyumi: What are you trying to do?
Stop calling me a baby: Why is it not showing up? :taketheL:
Natsuo: lmao this isnt discord
Stop calling me a baby: Ah. I see. Kaminari made me buy discord so I could be on the class chat, so I'm more used to that.
Natsuo: wym "buy" discord??? its free???
Fuyumi: I think he means he has nitro
Stop calling me a baby: I do in fact have discord nitro
Natsuo: hand it over
Stop calling me a baby: I can gift it to you, but I don't understand why you don't also have it? I used Endeavor's credit card?
Natsuo: he cancelled the one i stole last time and i havent had a chance to steal a new one
Fuyumi: lmao sucks to suck
Fuyumi: I mean!! I can send you the information for his newest one!!
Stop calling me a baby: No it's too late you already "dunked on him"
Stop calling me a baby: I'm pretty sure I used that right
Natsuo: yeah sorry yumi you already dunked on me
Natsuo: also yes shouto u did use that right. just dont do the quotes next time
Stop calling me a baby: Yes memelord-sensei
Fuyumi: DKJFHKDF
Natsuo: i dont
Natsuo: i dont know if that was an insult or not
Stop calling me a baby: The title is however you interpret it to be, though you should know that Iida calls Kaminari "memelord-sensei" sometimes
Natsuo: ah
Natsuo: based on what youve told me about kaminari
Natsuo: this is an insult
Fuyumi: You're doing great Shouto keep it up
Natsuo: >:0
Fuyumi: :D
Natsuo: fine
Natsuo: i know what i must do
memelord-sensei: i make your insults my own
memelord-sensei: like the americans getting called yankees
Fuyumi: Whatever helps you sleep at night!!
Stop calling me a baby: I will let Kaminari know that his title has been revoked
memelord-sensei: yeah you do that
memelord-sensei: in the meantime hey yumi
Fuyumi: ?
memelord-sensei: seems youre the only one without a nickname
Fuyumi: I'm fine with that!!
memelord-sensei: are you saying
memelord-sensei: youre fine with being
memelord-sensei: BORING???????
Fuyumi: yes
memelord-sensei: LAME
Stop calling me a baby: Kaminari is very upset by this development
Stop calling me a baby: And he agrees that not having a nickname is boring. I personally don't care but he was insistent on having his opinion be known
memelord-sensei: cmon yumi
memelord-sensei: do it for kaminari
Yumi: Fine!! Here's my nickname!!
memelord-sensei: .... acceptable
Stop calling me a baby: I'm letting Kaminari know that you have a nickname now so he will stop spamming me with different variations of "Tell your sister to stop being lame"
Stop calling me a baby: Not that he has any ground to stand on
memelord-sensei: damn sho out here throwing S H A D E
Yumi: I'm so proud of my boy!!
memelord-sensei: we taught him well
Stop calling me a baby: Actually it was mostly Bakugou and Shinsou
Yumi: We taught him somewhat okay!!
memelord-sensei: i mean i fuckin guess
Yumi: Natsuo!! Language!!
Stop calling me a baby: Didn't you call your curling iron a motherfucking whore because it burned you
Yumi: That was supposed to stay between me and god!!!
memelord-sensei: what god
Yumi: I hesitate to agree with you but I agree with you
Yumi: Unfortunately
memelord-sensei: what a horrible burden it is to be right all the time
Touya: for the last time you fucks weed isnt a hallucinogen your last batch was laced with something
Touya: wait
Touya: why is this active again and also you saw nothing
memelord-sensei: excuse me what the fuck
Yumi: TOUYA??????
Touya: no
Stop calling me a baby: Your name says otherwise
Touya: the name is lying
Touya: i would never lie you can trust me
memelord-sensei: no we cant
Yumi: No we can't
Yumi: Also Touya used to say that all the time!! Whenever he started doing a bit!!
Touya: wild coincidence that me and this touya guy say similar things
Touya: i dont do bits though bc im not a liar
Touya: im very trustworthy
Stop calling me a baby: If I know anything about you from the many stories that Natsuo has
Stop calling me a baby: It's that you commit to the bit
Touya: committing to the bit would be the most important thing to me if i did those
Touya: but i dont
Touya: bc im not touya
memelord-sensei: idk guys i think this guy might not be touya
Touya: see this guy gets it
Yumi: Okay not-Touya, you should know that I'm making Touya's favorite mochi and leaving them in the freezer tonight!!
Touya: if your house is broken into by a very scary-looking individual tonight then dont be scared its fine
Yumi: The scary-looking individual, on the other hand, should be very scared!! ^_^
Touya: ...
Touya: ive decided that i am in fact willing to die for mochi
Touya: ill be over at 1 tonight
Yumi: I'll leave the kitchen window unlocked!!
Yumi: You should be planning on staying a while!!
Touya: ... yes yumi
Yumi: Good!!