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    “I get it, I get it. Brett has some crazy idea to make me suddenly stop caring about the way we’re totally incompatible as people and magically make us become best friends. I’ve literally seen the weirdest shit the world has to offer, Reagan. I think I can handle whatever—”

    “Have you ever thought about trying a three way?”

    [Reagan and Ron have Brett unicorn for them in a totally platonic way, with no unspoken romantic attachment or weird emotional hangups from any party involved, because nobody has ever had the way that they were raised impact their sex life, ever.]

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