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    What if instead of “I laugh in the face of death”, Puss’ signature phrase was slightly different?

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    Death had just appeared where he felt a life was soon to be lost, quickly spotting an orange cat he’d seen once before, now surrounded by angry dogs at a card table. He rolled his eyes like he usually did when cats were involved, and was about to head on out, as he knew there were another seven lives to go before he was actually needed, but the next words stopped him dead in his tracks.

    I do not fear death.” The cat proclaimed with a confident smirk.

    Death felt his heart beat for the first time.

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