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    “The people want to know you, Bruce. It’s only normal.”

    “You know I don’t do well with face-to-face conversation,” or conversation, period.

    Alfred paused. Then, just a tad persuasive, “ And if it wasn’t face-to-face?”

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    “Good evening, Mr. Wayne! My name is Clark Kent, and, –”

    Bruce threw his laptop.

    Or,

    In which Bruce is awkward and pining, Clark is completely smitten, and Alfred will never stop being mad about those floors.

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