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1. Talk to Me (But Maybe Use Different Words) by pagination

   Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   12 May 2016

   Tags

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   • Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
   • Phil Coulson
   • Clint Barton
   • Jasper Sitwell
   • Nick Fury
   • Maria Hill
   • Melinda May
   • Natasha Romanov
   • Original Characters
   • Lucky (Hawkeye)
   • Jimmy Woo
   • Humor
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Bad Pick-Up Lines
   • Words are hard
   • Oblivious Clint Barton
   • Minor Violence

   Summary

   Clint Barton's To Do list
   1. Buy more undies.
   2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
   3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
   4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
   5. Feed dog.
   6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
   7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
   8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.

   Phil Coulson's To Do list:
   1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
   2. Buy butter.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Words are Hard

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