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1. Situation: Normal by redcigar

   Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Dec 2015

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers
   • Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov
   • James "Bucky" Barnes
   • Steve Rogers
   • Sam Wilson (Marvel)
   • Tony Stark
   • Natasha Romanov
   • Bruce Banner
   • Clint Barton
   • Pepper Potts
   • Thor (Marvel)
   • Winter Soldier/Steve Rogers - Freeform
   • Crack
   • complete and utter faffing about
   • Humour
   • Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier
   • AU
   • Fluff
   • The Winter Soldier woos Steve Rogers

   Summary

   AU wherein Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers never met, Steve somehow manages to rescue the Winter Soldier anyway, and Avengers Tower ends up with the world’s angriest duckling and a whole new brand of entertainment.

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   (“He was dragging him out of the river,” Natasha argues later.

   “Nat, be honest, he was going for the Full Monty.” Says Clint.

   “I’m pretty sure we interrupted him in the middle of giving ‘emergency CPR’,” Tony agrees, “Or the stage after emergency CPR. Emergency Dick? Is that a thing?”

   “That’s not a thing,” Natasha and Clint reply.)

   Series

   • Part 1 of All's fair in [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]

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