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1. put your dukes up, baby put your dukes up by aniloquent

   Fandoms: One Direction (Band)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Dec 2015

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
   • Zayn Malik/Liam Payne
   • Harry Styles
   • Louis Tomlinson
   • Zayn Malik
   • Liam Payne
   • Niall Horan
   • pumpkin patch
   • Love/Hate
   • Rivalry
   • everyone knows Niall
   • fall/autumn
   • Niall is super nervous like all the time in this one sorry
   • didn't mean to write him that antsy

   Summary

   “I’m going to kick your ass at this pumpkin carving contest, Curly,” Louis prophesizes, standing to his feet.

   Louis feels the pumpkin yanked from his grip. “Lovely,” the stranger drawls, smirking down at Louis. “I’ll use this pumpkin to do so. C’mon, Li.” Louis glares holes into the duo’s back as they retreat to the other end of the patch.

   Louis snatches a random pumpkin from the ground, muttering curses about boot-loving fucks when he hear the stranger call for him again.

   “By the way, pumpkins are fruits, emphasizing the word ‘vegetable’ doesn’t make it anymore of one. Look it up.”

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   Based off of the twitter AU prompt "I'm going to fucking destroy you at the pumpkin carving contest, so don't even try."

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