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lesser of two evils, right? by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
02 Sep 2024
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“When you’re done being a bitter little bitch, I’m offering you a massage, of the non-dick variety. Because I am a nice person.”
It was, indeed, surprisingly nice.
Logan stared at him, hating himself for actually wanting the fucking massage, because he sure as shit shouldn’t have wanted it.
“I’m going to take that blank, lifeless stare as a hell yeah. So take off your shirt and come with daddy,” Wade pointed toward the bedroom expectantly, lips drawn into a wide smile.
“Don’t call yourself that again. Ever.”
What a little shit.
(logan gets migraines, but also gets a massage, and an orgasm. it's a lot.)
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