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    Bucklecup: I really like your moustache. it’s very girthy. really solid.

    Eddito: girthy?????????????

    Eddito: did you just text me at 7pm on a wednesday evening to tell me my moustache is GIRTHY????

    Bucklecup: honestly, i’m kinda surprised you haven’t blocked me yet, eds

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    Buck gets drunk-dared to send Eddie one cheeky text every day for 50 days. Eddie loses his mind. TW for the cringiest pickup lines in existence.

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