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    Jon blinked. “Assist you. In a sex emergency.”

    Damian’s sigh was very put upon. “Yes, Jon. In a sex emergency.”

    “Right. Okay,” Jon said, even though none of this sounded okay, really. “And, uh, I hate that I keep having to ask this, but – and please for the love of god just answer me this time – what the hell is a sex emergency.”

    (Or: the obligatory jondami sex pollen fic. Jon tries not to be into it, but he's very into it. Damian does the same thing. Eventually they figure it out.)

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