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1. If it doesn't go away hit it with a hammer by Gimlili

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/F, F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   14 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Jasper Hale/Harry Potter
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Harry Potter & Weasley Family
   • Jasper Hale
   • Harry Potter
   • Jacob Black
   • Billy Black
   • Bill Weasley
   • Crookshanks (Harry Potter)
   • Edward Cullen
   • Bella Swan
   • Cullen Family (Twilight)
   • Quileute Shifters (Twilight)
   • Buckbeak the Hippogriff (Harry Potter)
   • Kreacher (Harry Potter)
   • Teddy Lupin
   • Andromeda Black Tonks
   • Kingsley Shacklebolt
   • Honestly lots of people
   • Master of Death Harry Potter
   • Magically Powerful Harry Potter
   • Established Relationship
   • Immortal Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • Major Jasper Whitlock
   • War Veteran Harry Potter
   • Soulmates
   • Angst and Humor
   • Edward is on a journey
   • He is trying but is really bad at it
   • muggle vampires
   • The Weasleys are Terrifying
   • Wizarding Politics (Harry Potter)
   • BAMF Harry Potter
   • Chaotic Good
   • pretty much everyone

   Summary

   Harry is enjoying his new life in Forks. He has more family than he knows what to do with, friends who know him and accept him for who he is and a boyfriend who sparkles in sunlight. What more could he ask for?

   Well. He could do without the whole Volturi thing. And the ICW is back to being annoying. And he keeps collecting teenagers and he is really running out of space in his backyard at this point.

   But all in all, Harry is doing a great job of pretending to be a Muggle. A great job. Shut up Jasper.

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   Series

   • Part 2 of Don't think about it and it will go away on its own

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   15,943

   Chapters:

   2/?

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