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Perils of a lumpy berth (Or: the one where they fuck at IKEA) by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
19 Jan 2025
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"Berth: Lumpy. Metal: Rusted. Pillows: Flat." Soundwave said, and his voice was ice-cold. He turned his faceplate on Megatron. "Megatron: Will acquire a new berth immediately. Berth: Should have been replaced every two hundred astrocycles."
"It was comfortable," Megatron replied, leaving out the fact that he'd procrastinated on the acquisition forms for a new berth since a few hundred years into the war.
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The clerk turned to the both of them, and their cheerful tone faltered slightly. "I h-hope the both of you are prepared to come to an agreement?"
Megatron bared his dentae and glared at Prime. "I'm prepared to take my mattress home, yes."
Prime's optics narrowed, and his battle-mask clicked shut. "You will not threaten the employees of this store, Megatron."
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Or: Megatron and Optimus fight over the last warframe-sized ergonomic mattress.Series
- Part 2 of Furniture Store Adventures