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1. you got me jumping like a crazy clown (stupid cupid) by goldenfences for EybeFioro

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Mar 2025

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • The Them (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Alternate Universe - Teachers
   • Fluff
   • Crowley is a Little Shit (Good Omens)
   • Horny Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale is Patient (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale is entertained
   • Valentine's Day Fic Exchange
   • No Angst
   • Crowley thinks there's angst but there isn't
   • He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • nice is a four letter word
   • so is ANAL
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Frottage
   • Masturbation
   • Community: Good Omens After Dark
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Blow Jobs
   • Face-Fucking
   • Rimming
   • Anal Sex
   • Top Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Praise Kink
   • Crowley Has a Praise Kink (Good Omens)
   • (because of course he does)

   Summary

   Crowley doesn’t know what he’s done to deserve this, but he’s been sentenced to a hellish torture by his conniving boss. Part of his punishment, it seems, is collaboration with a being who seems to be angelic in nature. So, of course, Crowley takes it upon himself to torment him with diabolical plans.

    

   Or, a Human AU where Crowley and Aziraphale are teachers assigned to help plan the Tadfield Secondary School Valentine’s Day dance. Crowley thinks he’s an evil genius and Aziraphale is just happy to be there.

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