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1. pulses can drive from here (and i like you) by bettys_cardigan_in_augustines_car

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   05 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Regulus Black/James Potter
   • Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes
   • Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier
   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Gilderoy Lockhart/Peter Pettigrew
   • James Potter
   • Sirius Black
   • Remus Lupin
   • Peter Pettigrew
   • Marlene McKinnon
   • Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter)
   • Lily Evans Potter
   • Dorcas Meadowes
   • Pandora Lovegood
   • Evan Rosier
   • Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Regulus Black
   • Gilderoy Lockhart
   • Alice Longbottom
   • Frank Longbottom
   • Euphemia Potter
   • Fleamont Potter
   • Mutual Pining
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Ice Cream
   • Driving
   • Album: Pure Heroine (Lorde)
   • james and marlene work at fortescue's
   • marlene and dorcas are useless lesbians
   • james teaches reg to drive
   • barty crouch is a flirt
   • dorcas meadowes is a FLIRT
   • the marauders fucking hate gilderoy
   • except peter
   • but we'll get to that
   • help i didn't plan this fic

   Summary

   James Potter does not have a crush on Regulus Black. He just thinks it's a terrible idea for Barty to teach anyone to drive. Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not in love with each other. They just like being really, really good friends. Marlene McKinnon is not a mess over Dorcas Meadowes. She just appreciates beautiful women. Peter Pettigrew is not avoiding his friends. He just likes spending time with the girls.
   OR: James teaches Regulus to drive, Barty and Evan are as far gone for each other as Sirius and Remus, Marlene and Dorcas are mutually obsessed, Peter has a secret (and a cologne obsession), and Pandora and Lily are remarkably self-actualized.
   This fic is not planned, and updates will be sporadic. However, please bear with me, because I have a lot of love for it (and I also have a concept of a plan).

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,395

   Chapters:

   3/?

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