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1. so hot! (you're hurting my feelings) by fredastaire

   Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   04 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • James "Bucky" Barnes/Sam Wilson
   • Sam Wilson (Marvel)
   • James "Bucky" Barnes
   • joaquin is there for a second.
   • Alternate Universe - Always a Different Gender or Sex
   • the mostly deeply unserious fic ive ever written
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Strap-Ons
   • superhero themed sex toys
   • Sex Toys Under Clothing
   • Crying During Sex
   • United States Congressperson Bucky Barnes
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Being Walked In On
   • A lot happens in this fic
   • Secret Relationship

   Summary

   It's like that old cliche, about a soldier who comes home from war and goes grocery shopping, only to be stumped by the variety of cereals in the cereal aisle.

   Only, instead of cereal, Bucky's in a sex-toy shop picking out a strap-on.

   Language:

   English

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