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Kris sat off to the side, content to watch the unstoppable object that is Susie walk up to Noelle.
They were the only ones in the church, with them asking Noelle to come over and that “Susie wanted to tell her something.” Naturally of course Noelle took this in a romantic way and that Susie was going to admit a crush. In hindsight they probably shouldn't have chosen the church but man it was funny.
Neolle looked over to them and they gave a thumbs up. It was actually a cue for Susie to start.
"Noelle, I have to tell you something."
"YES?????" she was red, honestly in the dark world she probably would have been steaming.
"I've been coming here with Toriel for a while now, and I have to admit...” stars above Noelle just get out of the closet already. “I finally found god recently."
“What.”
Susie then pulled the soul out of her chest “See? Right here!"
“WHAT.” Noelle.exe has stopped responding. They couldn't blame her, that was a human soul right there, Susie claimed it was the Angel, and it popped out of Susie's chest. This seemed to be a bit too much for Noelle so they spoke up next.
“You do know Susie has a crush on you, right?”
This immediately snapped her into attention, hyperfixating on that and making their own neck wince.
“You really feel that way!??!”
“I'm literally holding god in my hand and THAT'S what you're focused on right now?!"
“YES.” in a tone that meant there were no other options.
......
Alvin came in sometime later, to come into the scene of the Soul/Angel dunking itself in a juice bowl and becoming about 25% yellow.
Noelle passed out from lesbian panic earlier, but together with Susie they bowed and spoke in sync.
“The Angel says they graciously accept your offering of fruit juice.” the soul pulsed in agreement.
Alvin slowly backed out and closed the door.
.....
“I-I have been very l-leinet with you t-two lately, but-t...”
Right. School. They skipped several days and saved the world but they didn’t have a permission slip so that meant it was invalid. Or did they?
“We were doing holy work.”
Susie’s expression flashed to what are you doing before getting it and joining in.
“Yes! It was a mission given by the Angel itself!”
Poor Alphys just sat there in silence, not knowing how to respond to the sheer unhinged mania that they just spouted.
“We didn’t get permission slips, so we brought the Angel to vouch for us!”
They then pulled the soul off of their chest, and let it float in the air. It unveiled itself, white light shining with intent and the feeling of being watched, all of it focused on Alphys. It was basically just a fancy flashlight in the lightworld but she didn’t know that.
“U-uh... uh- oh my god their ANIME protagonist how could I- accepted!”
“Great! Thank you!”
They barely got out of their before bursting in laughter, even the soul humming in agreement.
.....
The Angel in control, they went up to Sans inside his store.
“Hey kid, your mom-”
“I am the legendary fartmaster.”
Sans froze as they quickly left. Outside Susie did hear, looked at them, and laughed.
“For some reason he has a dozen codewords for very specific things, I’ve only gotten two with the other being I AM A STINKY DODO BUT!”
Susie continued laughing and they joined in.