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1. pick me up by bergoose for Asitha

   Fandoms: Watcher Entertainment RPF, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Ryan Bergara/Shane Madej
   • Ryan Bergara
   • Shane Madej
   • Alternate Universe - Gender Changes
   • Fem! Ryan Bergara
   • Fem! Shane Madej
   • Mutual Pining
   • Fluff
   • implied/referenced drinking
   • the rituals
   • Useless Lesbians
   • no beta we die like ghosts

   Summary

   “When would you even— like fresh off a picnic or fireman’s carry out of a burning building off the ground?”

   “Or something like that. But you know,” Ryan looked up at Shane from under her lashes, “Only if you want to.”

   Maybe it was the alcohol talking but Shane—in the most characteristic ‘yes, and’-ing of the bit they’d done since Joker TMS—replied. “Ryan, you can do literally whatever—” *To me.* “You know this.”

   Ryan laughed but her mouth went dry. 

   OR

   who needs a pick up line when you have the bergarms?

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