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1. Don't Hold Your Breath by frozenpotions

   Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman (Comics), Batman (Comics)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Aug 2025

   Tags

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   • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • former Clark Kent/Lois Lane
   • Clark Kent
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Lois Lane
   • Veronica Vreeland
   • brief appearances from jimmy perry dick alfred hal and an OMC
   • Friends With Benefits
   • Post-Divorce
   • Angst and Humor
   • One-Sided Relationship
   • Pining
   • Light Dom/sub
   • and in general a respectable amount of Fucking
   • the working title for this fic was "clark wanting a fun little heaux phase and it backfires"
   • which is barely rephrased in the summary
   • bruce is struggling for much of this
   • meanwhile Clark learns an object lesson in the perils of confirmation bias

   Summary

   “Hey, Bruce,” he said tentatively. “You have a lot of casual sex, right?”

   Bruce raised one delicate eyebrow. “Mr. Kent,” he said slowly, amusement curling around the words, “are you calling me easy?”

   (or: Not quite fresh out of a divorce, Clark attempts to have a hot girl summer. It goes well until it doesn't.)

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   English

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