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fork you (and your pretty smile) by railrose
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types
19 Nov 2025
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Summary
Harry Potter has had enough of England. With Andromeda recently dead, it falls to Harry to take care of Teddy, and he has no plans to do that in the public eye of Wizarding Britain. Looking for some peace and quiet muggle-ish life, he moves to Forks, Washington because he loves the rain and wants as far from England as possible within an English speaking country.
What he didn't expect was a pack of bloodsuckers (none of them are attractive. especially the ugly atrocious hot as hell blonde one) who won't leave him the eff alone.
Just his luck.
