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1. fork you (and your pretty smile) by railrose

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   19 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Jasper Hale/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Jasper Hale
   • Teddy Lupin
   • Edward Cullen
   • Rosalie Hale
   • Emmett Cullen
   • Jessica Stanley
   • Angela Weber
   • Carlisle Cullen
   • Esme Cullen
   • Bella Swan
   • Charlie Swan
   • Andromeda Tonks
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
   • Harry Potter Needs a Hug
   • im really bad at tags im sorry
   • Master of Death Harry Potter
   • with a twist because sometimes its sad
   • harry can die whenever he wants
   • grossly overpowered harry potter
   • Scars
   • Insecure Harry Potter
   • Protective Jasper Hale
   • Southern Gentleman Jasper Hale
   • jasper has ptsd too
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • Suicide Attempt
   • Suicidal Thoughts
   • Happy Ending
   • Kid Fic
   • No mpreg
   • possible smut in later chapters
   • sporadic updates cuz i start college soon
   • Minor Character Death
   • (happens in chapter two)
   • the timeline is not in the room with us
   • just imagine everything in harry potter happening about ten years later
   • its 2009 now baby
   • i am not british so harry will sometimes sound not british

   Summary

   Harry Potter has had enough of England. With Andromeda recently dead, it falls to Harry to take care of Teddy, and he has no plans to do that in the public eye of Wizarding Britain. Looking for some peace and quiet muggle-ish life, he moves to Forks, Washington because he loves the rain and wants as far from England as possible within an English speaking country.
   What he didn't expect was a pack of bloodsuckers (none of them are attractive. especially the ugly atrocious hot as hell blonde one) who won't leave him the eff alone.
   Just his luck.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   14,036

   Chapters:

   7/?

   Comments:

   48

   Kudos:

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