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Yellofix was sitting on his living room, until he got mail, Redfix, who was in the backyard throwing rocks at homeless people, saw the mail, it was an envelope from Sunthing, as soon as they opened it, they were transported into another world, laying on a grassland, with a sunflower, as a voice was heard from above
???: "You're now playing This is NOT a Dating Sim"
Yellofix: "I don't care get your ass off here"
???: "That's mean bro, anyways, pluck that sunflower and give it to me"
Redfix grabbed the sunflower and gave it to Sunthing, as they both ascended to...
FOGGYSPACE: Population: like 5 or something
Sunthing: Oh, Yello, what a, rather pleasant surprise!"
Yellofix: "How the frick do you know my name"
Sunthing: "I got told your name, i got friends that can tell me information like this, what visual novel do you want to play?"
Redfix: "What about a dating sim?"
...
Sunthing: "No."
Yellofix: "Why not?"
Sunthing: "No."
Yellofix: "Why not?"
Sunthing: "No."
Yellofix: "Why not?"
Sunthing: "You know, take this ending and leave"
Sunthing deposited a coin-shaped thing on Yello's hand, this one has a broken heart
Sunthing: "These are endings, collect them all for a prize!"
5 minutes later, they were at McTotallyAlive's mansion, McTotallyAlive allegedly died as Murderguy was blamed for it
Sunthing: "Okay so, who's the one, detectives?"
Yellofix: "It obviously is Murderguy because-"
Murderguy dropped to the ground out of pure laughter
Murderguy: "Yellofix that accent was genuinely insane how did you even manage that?"
Murderguy gives the 3 endings to Redfix and Yellofix, as he joins them in their path
Next up was psychological horror, it all culminated in a long argument about jam and peanut butter, as Yellofix was granted 2 endings more
Then they went to Ernie's factory
Yellofix: "Hey Ernie, check this out"
Ernie: "What."
Yellofix shot Ernie in the head, killing him
Sunthing: "Never liked that guy, anyways, recieve another ending"
+1 ENDING
Then they went to Ervil's Dolls Shop
Yellofix: "Hey Ervil, check this out"
Ervil: "WHAT?"
Yellofix shot Ervil... but, he DODGED
Ervil: "If you want to get this ending, we must play a game first!"
Ervil gave everyone a tablet
Yellofix: "Can we, play Forsaken?"
7 rounds later, Ervil was FUMING out of pure anger, he lost all of those runs and it was the third time Yellofix and Redfix taunted Ervil while he was stunned
Ervil: "just take the ending and GET OUT!"
Yellofix: "not my fault you suck at playing as John Doe, Ervil"
Then they got to the paradise, with Sunthing giving the last ending to them
Yellofix: "Thanks Sunthing, we'll visit again, we promise"
Redfix: "Yeah, we do!"
But suddenly
They fell off, as the whole place glitched, showing a gray beast
Jaymon: "I'm Jaymon, the one behind this whole scheme, huzzah!"
Yellofix: "huzzah as in, huzz, where are the huzz at lol"
Redfix: "ah as in, goofy ah, goofy ahh demon"
Jaymon: "STOP MAKING FUN OF ME, GOSH!"
Yellofix: "Jay as in, Jason Voorhees lmfao"
Redfix: "the guy from forkejekekdksaken!!!"
Redfix and Yello ended up at the first floor of Jaymon's office, Yellofix STRANGLED the guard guarding the gate, as they went to the elevator and to Jaymon's office
Jaymon: "Oh, you two again, ill give you a chance to join my side"
Yellofix and Redfix: "WE ARE NOT GONNA LISTEN!"
Murderguy: "But i will!"
Murderguy picked the contract up, as a thick fog filled the office, when the fog disappeared, Murderguy had a greenish businessman suit, with a green tie
Yellofix: "Murderguy, this is not you!"
BOSSGUY: "Murderguy? I hardly know that name, name's BOSSGUY, kid"
Yellofix and Redfix fought both of them, as Jaymon... died, while BOSSGUY started crying
BOSSGUY: "N-NO, IT CAN'T BE, MY FIRST DAY BEING THE BOSS WILL BE MY LAST DAY???"
Yellofix: "Murderguy, just become apart of us again"
BOSSGUY: "BOSSES, DON'T, FEEL, EMOTIONS!"
Yellofix and Redfix hit BOSSGUY in the head, while Redfix ripped the contract apart
Murderguy: "Huh? What happened?"
Yellofix: "Sick mind control tactics!"
They picked up the last ending, as they heard a person muttering something
Yellofix: "Who is it?"
Mary: "Name's Mary-"
Yellofix hit Mary with a bat, sending her through the sky
THE END