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1. Backroom Deals by CrittaDownUnder

   Fandoms: Palia (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Reth/Player Character (Palia)
   • Reth (Palia)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Porn With Plot
   • First Time
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Cunnilingus
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • in that my 'player character' is majiri kinda but not really
   • theres a headcanon and im writing it dw
   • reth is baby
   • softest boy and deserving of some loving
   • also they absolutely knew what they were doing with that backrooms line
   • Reth Needs a Hug (Palia)
   • but also a little kissing ok

   Summary

   “You, me, backroom, five minutes.”

   Listen, the writers knew what they were doing with this line. And Reth's VA had no right to make it sound so lascivious.

   My brainworm? Their fault.

   I AM THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR OF THIS FIC AND I DO NOT AUTHORISE AI TO SCRAPE MY WORK.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Evergreen Star

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,533

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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