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1. Surely, it must be the poison making me want my husband to rail me! Of course! by lurethegalaxy

   Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Sep 2025

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   • Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Luo Binghe
   • Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Poison
   • Post-Canon
   • Canon Compliant
   • shen qingqiu gets very horny when bored
   • Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu is Like a Disney Princess
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Light Angst
   • Married Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Bottom Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu

   Summary

   Really, truthfully, Shen Qingqiu feels like he deserves some sort of medal or achievement for just how many times he’s been poisoned since transmigrating.

   Hello, System? Maybe a few B-points, or something?

   Of course all he gets is silence.

   “This master will need a lot of assistance, then,” he says, trying to sound troubled. He moves his head just enough to look right into those bright red eyes. “Can I trust you with my care?”

   Relief, excitement, joy—it all flashes through Luo Binghe’s expression in an instant. “Of course, Shizun!”

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   In which Shen Qingqiu discovers that boredom, to him, comes with an unfortunate side effect. (Spoiler: he's just really fucking horny.)

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