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“WHATS UP YOUTUBE-TUBE-TUBE-TUBE!!” Lance screamed as he held up his phone with a galaxy selfie stick. Hunk and Pidge can be seen waving in the background.
“Welcome back to another EPICAL video by the Garrison Trio!!” Lance panned the selfie stick to display their university behind them.
“Today we are doing an EPIC PRANK at our uni! We will be doing the DROPPING DILDOS prank!”
“Lance this is so fucking stupid, how did your dumbass come up with such a terrible idea.” Pidge scowled as she looked over at Lance’s big ass cheesing grin.
“And dude… Don’t you think we might get in trouble for this..” Hunk asked nervously while looking adorably at Lance.
Lance laughed nervously before turning back to face his camera.
“Don’t worry bout those guys, THIS IS A GREAT IDEA!!”
The video then cut to a distant shot of Lance walking past a white haired girl while holding a massive dildo behind his back. The footage is slightly shaky and Pidge and Hunk can be heard mumbling about how bad of an idea this is.
Lance pretends to be talking on the phone as he walks past the baddie (Allura). As he passes her he drops the massive Andrew Young sized dildo on the ground.
“Uh girl? Did you drop that?” Lance asks in a faux oblivious tone as he addresses Allura.
Allura chuckled softly before walking away elegantly while mumbling about how her girlfriend, Romelle, would’ve loved to be there when the DILDO dropped.
Lanced sighed and picked up the dildo sadly. He wished she had more of a reaction, he hopes the next person will so his video doesn’t end up being a total flop. He walks back over to Pidge and Hunk and Pidge can be heard teasing Lance behind the camera before the scene changes again.
Lance is once again walking past someone while holding the massive dildo behind his back. This time he’s walking past an emo looking boy with a mullet. The boy is sitting alone writing a video essay about why Mothman is real when suddenly, Lance drops the dildo RIGHT ON HIS LAPTOP. The emo stared, transfixed by the dildo for a solid 10 seconds before looking up at Lance.
“Haha! Is that yours?” Lance asked, chuckling nervously, trying to continue his video. He really was trying to stay in character, but he was enamoured by the beautiful boy before him. Lance wanted a silly reaction for the YouTube views, but he also wanted nothing more than the cute boys number.
“Um no, sorry.” Keith mumbled and picked up the dildo and held it out to Lance.
Lance sighed in disappointment and took it back from the boy. However, his ears pricked up as the emo spoke again.
“I wouldn’t mind using it sometime if it’s with you though…”
Lance flushed bright red and struggled to form a sentence. Shocked laughter could be heard from Pidge and Hunk behind the camera.
“I–I.. wha? I mean- YES, I’d love that!” Fumbled Lance as he took a step closer to the boy.
“My name's Keith, what's yours pretty boy?”
“Lance! It’s Lance!”
Pidge and Hunk decided to stop filming and leave, neither one of them wanted to watch Lance flirt with some random emo cunt.
“Why don’t you come back to my apartment? My brother and his boyfriend ADAM, are away for the week so we’d have the whole place to ourselves…”
Lance immediately agreed and smiled when Keith took his hand. The two little gay boys skipped together with the dildo clutched between them, swinging majestically with each skip they took.
The second they arrived at Keith’s apartment, Keith pulled Lance into a passionate kiss where their tongues battled for dominance. Without pulling apart, they stumbled through the apartment until they made it to Keith’s room. They collapsed onto the bed with Keith pinning Lance down.
“Please-...Take-take your clothes off… I need to see you..” Keith panted as he broke away from the kiss, just enough to speak. A string of saliva continued to connect their mouths together, not allowing their connection to end just yet.
Lance nodded with flushed cheeks and Keith sat up to allow the boy to undress. Keith also undressed and soon both of them sat butt booty naked on Keith’s bed. Lance clutched the dildo nervously as he watched Keith grab a bottle of lube from his bedside table. The lube bottle was massive, which told Lance that Keith was a big time GOONER.
“Just relax.. I’ll prep you first..” murmured Keith softly as he guided Lance to lie on his stomach. He wanted Lance to face him so he could see the boy's beautiful face contort in pleasure.
Keith started slowly by pouring a generous amount of lube on his fingers and Lance’s asshole. He was gentle as he stretched out Lance, he even massaged his prostate, loving the glorious moans it drew from Lance’s lips.
“Oh my Irene- Keith! That’s so good!” Lance moaned as his back arched off the bed. He was so lost in the sauce he forgot that the massive Andrew Young sized dildo would be entering him until he felt the medical-grade silicone tip press against his rim.
“Are you ready gorgeous?” Keith asked sweetly in his luscious voice.
“Yes! Yes! Please put it in me!” Lance begged eagerly, looking up at Keith with adoring eyes despite the fact they met like legit 20 minutes ago.
Keith gave a wolfish grin and began slowly pushing the dildo inside, his dick had already been hard and leaking but seeing Lance stretched out made his groin ache for attention.
“OH FUCK THIS FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD!! I SHOULD’VE BEEN FUCKING MYSELF WITH IT ALL ALONG, NOT USING IT FOR STUPID YOUTUBE VIDEOS!!” Lance moaned loudly as his hips rolled back to match the increasing thrusts of the dildo as Keith angled to hit his prostate dead on.
It wasn’t long before Lance was crying out in pleasure as hot ropes of cum erupted from his penis and sprayed onto his chest. Keith, despite not being touched, also came hard, the sight of Lance’s pleasure being too much for him to handle.
Keith pulled the dildo out of Lance and dropped it aside onto the floor before collapsing on the bed alongside Lance. He stared at Lance with fond eyes and caressed his face. Keith thought there could be nothing comparable to the beauty of Lance in his post-orgasmic state.
“Gosh… you’re so beautiful…” Murmured Keith softly as he stared into Lance’s beautiful eyes.
Lance peered at Keith and gave him a dazed smile, tired after the incredible anal fucking he just endured.
“I love you.” Mumbled Lance.
“I love you too.” Replied Keith DESPITE THE FACT THEY HAD ONLY JUST MET BECAUSE OF LANCE DOING A STUPID GASM GANG RIP OFF PRANK.
ANYWAY, the two guys lived happily ever after and they continued using that dildo throughout their entire relationship. They only stopped using the dildo because 98 year old Lance died during sex cause it was too big for his fragile body to handle. Keith kept the dildo and slept with it every night until he died at 104, while cradling the dildo in his arms.
THE END