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1. it's bad enough we get along so well by danimagus

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Nov 2025

   Tags

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   • Flambae/Waterboy (Dispatch)
   • Flambae (Dispatch)
   • Waterboy (Dispatch)
   • Mentioned Z-Team (Dispatch)
   • Post-Season/Series 01
   • house fire but everyone's okay
   • Denial of Feelings
   • Slow Build
   • Pining
   • torturing flambae with suggestive situations

   Summary

   Flambae offers to do Waterboy a favor. And Waterboy wants to have sex. But not with Flambae, of course.

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   "It’s mostly a thing- an issue of-” he stops, takes a very deep breath, starts again, “I want to have sex."

   Flambae whips around so fast he slips on the shower tile. “What the fuck?” he asks, “That’s not a favor, Wet-fart-boy. That’s a fucking HR violation."

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   19,405

   Chapters:

   5/5

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