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1. Keys to the Home (Wally West's Comprehensive Guide on How to Deal with B&Es) by mintalicious

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types, DCU  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dick Grayson/Wally West
   • Dick Grayson & Wally West
   • Jason Todd & Wally West
   • Tim Drake & Wally West
   • Damian Wayne & Wally West
   • Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Damian Wayne
   • Wally West
   • Dick Grayson
   • Jason Todd
   • Tim Drake
   • Damian Wayne
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Established Relationship
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Found Family
   • Soft Dick Grayson
   • Wally West-centric
   • Sibling Bonding
   • Wally West Joins the Batfamily
   • Dick Grayson is a Good Brother
   • Damian Wayne Needs a Hug
   • Tim Drake Needs a Hug
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Breaking and Entering
   • Nobody knows how to use keys apparently
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Dysfunctional Family
   • Protective Siblings
   • Jason Todd reads Jane Austen
   • Wally West Loves Dick Grayson
   • Dick Grayson Loves Wally West
   • Wally West is not a certified therapist
   • Wally West Is Retired

   Summary

   Wally West's Comprehensive Guide to Dating a Bat:

   Step 1: Move in together. Aww, how cute domestic bliss!
   Step 2: Get woken up by his brother crashing through your window. Form a club with him.
   Step 3: Get broken into by another brother. He steals your favorite mug.
   Step 4: Get walked in on by the murder child. Consider castration (yours, not his).
   Step 5: Hand out keys to everyone because they're breaking in anyway.
   Step 6: Realize you're part of the family now.
   Step 7: Accept your fate.

   (Step 8: Buy more first aid supplies and better coffee. You're gonna need it.)

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