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    If you had told Dream that he was stupid for having potatoes as the only food in prison, he would have laughed.

    Because what other food was he supposed to use? Carrots? He wasn’t about to prepare a whole five star meal—it was a prison, for goodness sake—and potatoes seemed like a great middle ground. They were easy to produce. They had vitamins and nutrients and all those other things humans needed that Dream had never bothered to learn about.

    But that was before Dream had become much too far experienced for his enjoyment, as the duck so often liked to remind him.

    …turns out potatoes weren’t a great food source, actually.

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