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1. The Half-Blood Legal Nightmare by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • No category
   • Complete Work

   27 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • James Potter/Lily Evans Potter
   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Orion Black/Walburga Black
   • Euphemia Potter/Fleamont Potter
   • Severus Snape
   • Lucius Malfoy
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Remus Lupin
   • Sirius Black
   • James Potter
   • Peter Pettigrew
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Fleamont Potter
   • Euphemia Potter
   • Lily Evans Potter
   • Tobias Snape
   • Grimgash (goblin)
   • Marauders Era (Harry Potter)
   • Severus Snape-centric
   • Young Severus Snape
   • Because why can't Severus Snape be happy
   • Everyone dies.. seriously.. a lot of people die
   • Marauders Bashing (Harry Potter)
   • Albus Dumbledore Bashing
   • If the Marauders have no more haters... I am dead

   Summary

   When a series of “perfectly explainable” accidents turns Hogwarts upside down, a very done-with-everything Severus Snape finds himself at the centre of legal loopholes, escalating mishaps, and one suspiciously extremely determined Lucius Malfoy.

   *COMPLETE*
   The Harry Potter universe belongs to J.K. Rowling. Any improvements to Severus Snape’s existence were added without permission and with great enthusiasm.

   Series

   • Part 3 of How to Save Severus Snape (Apparently By Accident)

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