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Welcome, Welcome! Feel free to see how the phighters will do taking care of the beans! If you want to see something specific, requests are open!
"What it is beans?"
Beans are bean-shaped creatures with four legs and a tail; those with feathers have horns. Their fur can vary; they may have fur, feathers, or be furless. They are creatures that give us feelings of comfort, similar to animals like cats and dogs.
I'm going to list here all the beans and also list their variations
—Melee Beans
• Sword beans
Variations;
–Scifi Sword
–Follower Sword
–Marshmallow Sword
–Sunburst
–Harpy Sword
• Skateboard beans
Variations;
–Hoverboard
–Snowboarding
–Surfboard
–Egobworder
–Hellboarder
•Biografts beans
Variations;
–Zeta Biograft (very common)
–Floatie Biograft
–Biocarved
–Cocoagraft
–Biohazard
–Beetlegraft
–Beta Biograft
–Chi Biograft
–Omega Biograft
–Gamma Biograft (available only at Bean Help Center, exclusive for subspace beans)
•Katana beans
Variations;
–Kramptana
–Cybertana
–Moaitana
–Follower Katana
–Neo Katana
–Heretic Katana
–Fishertana
•Ban Hammer beans
Variations;
–Sunk Ban Hammer
–Frankenhammer
–ClownHammer
–Rockhammer
—Ranged Beans
•Rocket Beans
Variations;
–Pj's Rocket
–Captain Rocket
–Stargazer
–Party Rocket
–Axolotl Rocket
–Buster Rocket
•Slingshot Beans
Variations;
–Cozyshot
–Catshot
–Cursedshot
–Bugshot
–Cupidshot
–Seashot
•Hyperlaser beans
Variations;
–Yuelaser
–Witchlaser
–Cat Pj's Hyper (or Kittylaser for short)
–Seraphlaser
•Shuriken beans
Variations;
–Shurifin
–Shuri-lóng
–Astroken
–Kitsune Shuriken
•Scythe Beans
Variations;
–Reaper Scythe
–Dutchman Scythe
–Eclipse Scythe
–Mafia Scythe
—Support Beans
•Medkit Beans
Variations;
–Sianachkit
–Madkit
–7MK0
–Wranglerkit
–Carrotkit
–Piratekit
–Pre-disaster Medkit
•Boombox beans
Variations;
–Coolerbox
–Boomwave
–Astrobox
–Rainbox
–Eggsquerade
•Subspace beans
Variations;
–Exorspace
–Cutiespace
–Jesterspace
–Outerspace
–Traitor Space
–Spiderspace
–Predisaster Subspace
•Vine Staff beans
Variations;
–Vine Splash
–Thornstaff
–Valleystaff
–Vineberry
–Mothstaff
•Coil Beans
Variations;
–Coil 2.0
–Sharkbite Coil
–Werecoil (wolf)
–Punk Coil
EXTRA:
–Icedagger
–Illumina
–Darkheart
–Ghostwalker
–Venomshank
–Windforce
–Firebrand
–Valk
–Broker
–Zuka
And this is all the beans and their variations, if I'm forgetting one or want one in specific, let me know.
Some rules and warnings before making your request
–This is just a cute and silly fanfic, no angst or heavy stuff with the BEANS. They're just beans.
–Feel completely free, just remember that the main focus is the beans.
–I didn't add Grieferspace and Bivekit from being a bit in and out of phighting, but I will do extras chapters with them
–I don't make all the npcs because I'm to lazy (maybe in some chapters I can add as mention or randomly)
–I decided to add ships! So it can be more fun, so be free to suggest Inphernal x Inphernal and Bean x Bean
–I'M NOT MAKING BEAN X INPHERNAL
(Funny rules; you can ignore this part)
–No, exploding the beans is not allowed
–Don't hold them by their horns! It gives them headache and it hurts them
–Most of Subspace beans are highly poisonous, Do not touch their tails or when their fur is standing on end; they are releasing venom that is very deadly
–Whenever a Bean is sick or something unusual is happening, take it to the Bean Help Center immediately
–Don't be cruel, give attention to your beans
–Be aware that Ban Hammer beans are extremely big and heavy, be careful when taking him for a walk and at your house if it is a small place
–Biografts doesn't need to eat food, they need oil or battery.
–Play with them! Pay attention! And be aware of your food, it can disappear without you noticing!
–Don't separate Dom and Valk from each other! Your monster!
–Don't smoke around your beans, rude.
–No, you can't pull their tail.
–Don't take off the masks from the beans, only if they let you to, Hyperlaser is a exception; NEVER TAKE THEIR HELMET OFF
[Same thing for other accessories, don't take off if the bean doesn't want to]
–If you know anybody who hurts beans, please warn someone or the Bean Help Center
–Beans can eat anything! Only thing they can't eat inedible foods and beans, that's a exception that are the Biografts
And that's all! Enjoy! Be happy with the beans!