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(when she goes home to pray) she’ll be screaming my name by ObsessedWithFandom
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
31 Dec 2025
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If you were nice, you’d tell her that fumbling through the first few times is basically a sacred part of being sapphic. You’d remind her that her girl loves her a sickening amount (gag), that she wouldn’t mind showing her the ropes (literal or otherwise), that the two of them will probably do something sappy and perfectly them, like figuring it all out together. You’d send her on her merry way with nothing but a pep talk, and maybe in 3 to 5 business days, you’d get a fucking fruit basket signed by the two of them.
Or: What not to do when your crush’s crush comes asking for help.
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