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1. Ambre dans la neige by iamnooneshero for pissing, WaterMe, nise_kazura, BunsofHoney, farmhandler

   Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • patheticfangirl's Jingle Bell Schlock 2025
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Wade Wilson Breaking the Fourth Wall
   • Watersports
   • Omorashi
   • Peter Parker Needs to Pee
   • Piss Drinking
   • Mentioned Derek Hale
   • Mentioned Stiles Stilinski
   • (teen wolf)
   • Hand Jobs
   • yellow snow
   • Snow Globe
   • freak4freak
   • Christmas Miracles
   • Piss Sommelier Wade Wilson
   • establishing this as a tag
   • manifesting
   • Crack

   Summary

   I swam across
   I jumped across for you
   Oh, what a thing to do
   'Cause you were all yellow
   I drew a line
   I drew a line for you
   Oh, what a thing to do
   And it was all yellow

   Yeah, that's verse 2 of "Yellow" from Coldplay.
   Has that anything to do with the fic except the color? No.
   What? You expected a real summary here? Idiots.

   TLDR: once upon a time, baby boy and me took a piss in the snow. a christmas miracle unfolds.

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