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    It's Ilya's turn to pretend to be Shane's biggest fan.

    Featuring glasses and set pre-Tuna Melt.

    Can be read as a stand-alone.

    Ilya reached into his jacket pocket and produced a black marker.

    Shane looked at it for a half-second, and then said, "Oh hell no."

    "Hollander--"

    "You're not signing my ass again," Shane said resolutely.

    "Mm, no, I will not do this," Ilya agreed. "Not unless you a very good boy," he couldn't help but add.

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