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1. To Be Human by Bloomed_Dandelion

   Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   14 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Hermes (Lord of the Mysteries)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Hermes (Lord of the Mysteries)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Amanises | Evernight Goddess
   • Yuggs Stiano | God of Steam and Machinery
   • Salinger | Death (Lord of the Mysteries)
   • Azik Eggers
   • Seven Lights (Lord of the Mysteries)
   • Gregrace | Phoenix Ancestor
   • Roselle Gustav
   • Bethel Abraham | Mr. Door
   • Action/Adventure
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Happy Ending
   • Angst and Humor

   Summary

   The story of a wannabe teacher who starts out in the Second Epoch with a glorious purpose, then proceeds to completely wreck the timeline while trying to seduce the creator of the Hermes language.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   33,494

   Chapters:

   12/?

   Comments:

   87

   Kudos:

   60

   Bookmarks:

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