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honey-sweet & utterly stupid by withstarsinhearts
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
27 Jan 2026
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After a long day at work, all Chuuya really craved were a long bath and his soft, cotton sheets. Sadly, instead of peace and quiet, life served him a dead-eyed mackerel.
"Holy shit, you're burning up"
"Is Chuuya saying I'm hot?" Dazai asked, a cheeky smirk stretching his lips.
"No, I'm saying you're an idiot who got himself sick because he refuses to leave that fuckass container even when it's -15 degrees outside." Chuuya snapped, ignoring Dazai's petulant expression.
"Chuuya's being a silly puppy! It's always warmer outside when it's snowing here", Dazai said, his head swaying and falling back against the armrest. He gave Chuuya a loopy smile again, still stupid, still weirdly off. "It's probably like -3"
Chuuya wanted to strangle him.
or, skk dealing with Dazai presenting as an omega
