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  1. Skibidi Bible: Gospel of Mark by

    Fandoms: Christian Bible, Christian Bible (New Testament), Christian Tradition Lore & Folklore  

    09 Feb 2026

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    this is a brainrot translation of the gospel of mark because it's the only way i could get my fiancee to read it, and it's honestly funny af. I'm unc as hell atp, so the slang may not be perfectly accurate, I've done my best but am open to critique.

    I chose Mark because it was the first gospel written, in approximately 70 AD, about 40 years after Jesus got unalived.

    "but Jesus didn't say any of this" - Jesus didn't say anything written in the king James version either. the dude spoke Aramaic and Mark was written in Greek. None of this was English originally.

    I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I've enjoyed writing it

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