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    As I draw a king of hearts across the sensitive nipples of a man who is twice my age but has the emotional maturity and impulse control of a kindergartener with undiagnosed ADHD, I start asking myself important existential questions. Where did I go wrong in life? What choices of mine led up to this moment? Are money and health insurance really that important? Is there lead in this paint?

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