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1. I practice what I preach (and I’m pretty on my knees) by somethinglikesawyer

   Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   25 Feb 2026

   Tags

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   • Mira/Rumi (KPop Demon Hunters)
   • Rumi (KPop Demon Hunters)
   • Mira (KPop Demon Hunters)
   • Priest Mira (KPop Demon Hunters)
   • Nun Rumi (KPop Demon Hunters)
   • or:
   • the least religious religious AU probably
   • I take a lot of liberties with this one sorry
   • the religion is just a vehicle for character study
   • oh and smut
   • like a lot of smut
   • You've been warned
   • blasphemy does not even BEGIN to cover it
   • Brat Rumi (?)
   • at the very least a pouty princessy Rumi
   • Bottom Rumi (KPop Demon Hunters)
   • Submissive Rumi (KPop Demon Hunters)
   • Dominant Mira (KPop Demon Hunters)
   • Stone Top Mira (KPop Demon Hunters)
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Oral Sex
   • Strap-Ons
   • inappropriate use of rosaries and confessionals and-
   • In Vino Veritas
   • repressed but very horny Rumi
   • porn without feelings
   • but then
   • (you guessed it)
   • Feelings
   • in MY porn fic?
   • in my PORN fic??
   • they snuck in behind my back I claim no responsibility
   • Plot
   • Porn With Plot
   • Porn as Plot
   • debasing the entire monastery one chapter at a time
   • Angst
   • Interiority
   • Inspired by Art

   Summary

   With the mysterious patterns on her skin marking her as chosen by God, Rumi is a symbol of sanctity and divinity. Living sequestered away on a remote monastery, she knows her life: simple, easy, familiar. It’s all she could ever ask for.

   Nothing could have prepared her for the arrival of a certain enigmatic stranger at the monastery, and the way their lives would intertwine after.

   Language:

   English

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