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1. Shane Hollander vs The Dildo by isto4u

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   17 Feb 2026

   Tags

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   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane’s Internalised Homophobia
   • Dildos
   • Masturbation
   • SO MUCH LUBE
   • an entire bottle of lube
   • crack fic inspired by Twitter
   • Breaking the Fourth Wall
   • The whole time
   • Shane Hollander’s Dildo
   • Shane Hollander Has a Dildo
   • Shane Hollander is definitely Gay
   • Bottom Shane Hollander
   • The dildo is too big
   • Shane isn’t a quitter
   • First Time
   • Rookie Shane Hollander
   • Sex Toys

   Summary

   Tweet referenced/inspired by:
   can someone theorize how early situationship era shane was comfortable enough with his sexuality to buy himself a dildo

   — skirk’s footrest @flinslay
   February 16, 2026
   https://x.com/flinslay/status/2023480604336312743

   Anyways so I wrote it: Here’s how Shane bought his dildo and his first time trying it out.

   This is set after the commercial hookup in 1410, after Shane’s rookie season has begun.

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