Archive of Our Own ^beta

Received Message from:Luca
Has anyone seen my bag? 12:32

It's the royal blue fjallraven backpack 12:33

Received Message from:Bood
I think I saw it in the locker room when I was leaving 12:35

Hollzy is still there though 12:35

Received Message from:Shane
I was just about to leave but I can swing back to check 12:40

Received Message from:Luca
I have a doctors appointment tomorrow so I won't be at practice, could you bring it to Bood's on friday? 12:42

Received Message from:Shane
Sure, no problem 12:43

Sent Message: Shane what brand of peanut butter? 12:48

Received Message from:Shane
Huh? 12:49

Sent Message: I am at grocery store right now 12:49

Which brand can Anya eat? 12:49

Received Message from:Shane
The nuts to you peanut butter 12:49

Sent Message: okay, do you want anything special? 12:50

Received Message from:Shane
Can you get that fruit tart I like? also remember to pick up more kibble for Anya 12:51

Received Message from:Barrett
can you guys not message each other privately? 12:53

Sent Message: No, this is important team business, I am captain 12:55

Sent Message: 12:54

Received Message from:Barrett
I don't even know why I bother, Anya looks very cute though 12:54

Sent Message: She is the most prettiest girl ever 12:55

Sent Message: Shane, if you get home before me, give Anya a kiss! 12:55

Received Message from:Shane
I would do that anyway 12:55

Sent Message: We need halloween costume suggestions for Anya 13:17

Sent Message: Because Shane's idea was stupid 13:17

Received Message from:Chouinard
What was his idea? 13:18

Sent Message: Astronaut 13:18

Received Message from:Dykstra
That sounds so cute though 13:19

Sent Message: Is basically the same as wanting her dead 13:19

Received Message from:Shane
Ilya I don't want our dog to die 13:19

Received Message from:Bood
Are you going to explain Roz? 13:24

Sent Message: Do you not remember the poor little Laika? 13:24

Received Message from:Bood
? 13:24

Sent Message: Laika
Laika (/ˈlaɪkə/ LY-kə; Russian: Лáйка, IPA: [ˈlajkə]; c. 1954 – 3 November 1957)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laika
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laika 13:25

Received Message from:Hazy
Roz you do know other soviet space dogs survived right? 13:26

Sent Message: Shush you are making me lose 13:26

Received Message from:Shane
See! She'd look so cute dressed up as Buzz Lightyear 13:27

Received Message from:Hazy
Wait so you suggested Buzz Lightyear? 13:27

I agree with Hollzy, she'd look so cute, though I'm surprised you aren't doing a couples costume as Buzz and Woody 13:28

Received Message from:Shane
We are, but I'm Woody and Ilya's Jessie 13:28

Sent Message: Because we both look sexy af as cowboys 13:26

Received Message from:Shane
Ilya 13:28

Sent Message: 13:29

Sent Message: I'm not doing anything 13:30

Sent Message: My mouth is shut 13:30

Received Message from:Barrett
I'm muting this chat before I see things i don't want to see 13:32

Sent Message: homophobe 13:32

Received Message from:Hunter 🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕
Hollander promised me that you'll behave 13:19

Sent Message: Shane is not the boss of me 13:21

Received Message from:Barrett
bro 13:23

At practice yesterday you were whacking pucks at the board anytime someone walked past 13:23

Then when you did it to Hollzy he yelled at you to stop, and you then spent the rest of practice on your best behaviour 13:23

Sent Message: That was something else 13:24

Sent Message: Shane is still not the boss of me 13:24

Received Message from:Hunter 🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕
Anyways 13:26

I created this group chat because I thought it would be nice to have a place where queer hockey players can talk, and to also support one another, feel free to add anyone you want, with their permission, whether they're openly out or not 13:28

Received Message from:Bennet
Why am I here I retired, surely putting me in a group chat with Rozanov is elder abuse 13:28

I retired to escape Rozanov, please, Scott, think of the elders 13:28

Sent Message: You will never escape me Benny Bear😚 13:29

Sent Message: Sending kisses to your controversially young boyfriend xxx 13:30

Received Message from:Bennet
fuck you Rozanov 13:31

Received Message from:Shane
Ilya 13:32

Sent Message: Yes my love 13:32

Sent Message: 13:33

Received Message from:Shane
Please can you not antagonise every single hockey player we know 13:33

Received Message from:Hunter 🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕
I still don't understand what you see in him Hollander 13:33

Received Message from:Barrett
I wonder that everyday 13:34

Sent Message: Stop trying to fuck my husband Barrett, is not happening 13:34

Sent Message: You can watch if you want I know we are very hot together 13:35

Received Message from:Barrett
I'm in a very loving relationship with my boyfriend, I am not after your husband nor do I want to watch 13:35

Received Message from:Shane
Ilya can you stop asking people if they want to watch, you've already asked Hayden and JJ 13:35

Sent Message: They asked! 13:36

Received Message from:Price
wtf did i stumble into 13:36

Sent Message, replying to: Price
wtf did i just stumble into
Maybe you Hunter and Bennet should start a retirement home for old gay Hockey players 13:37

Sent Message: JK love you Price, sorry for scaring you when you walk in on us 13:37

Received Message from:Hunter 🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕Replying to: You
They asked!
Wait, sorry can you elaborate? Kip wants to know 12:37

Sent Message: Say hi to your younger more beautiful boyfriend for me x 13:38

Sent Message: We were at Pikes house, it was after the kids bedtime so the adults were talking 13:38

Sent Message: Pike and Boiziau then started talking about sex and all their experiences (Pike is married so he was talking about Lady Pike) then they asked Shane about us, and how it works, so I told them they could watch 13:40

Received Message from:Hunter 🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕
Ugh, what is it with straight people and wanting to know about how two gay people are having sex 13:41

Received Message from:Barrett
I don't go on insta much, for my sanity, but when I do there's always at least a few mentions and DMs asking if I'm a top or bottom 13:41

Received Message from:Bennet
Me too, and it's so fucking annoying, its none of their business 13:42

Received Message from:Hunter 🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕
When I first came out I did an interview where they asked me, on camera how it feels to be the first hockey player to take it up the ass, safe to say that publication isn't allowed within 100 feet of me 13:43

Received Message from:Barrett
Jesus, thats so fucking weird 13:43

Received Message from:Shane
I once got cornered at a grocery store and asked if I was a top or playing into decades of asian oppression and stereotypes by being a bottom 13:44

Like people are really intense about mine and Ilya's positions in bed 13:45

Received Message from:Hunter 🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕
Oh dude, that's so messed up. But can I ask bro to bro 13:45

Received Message from:Shane
When Rose came out for me I told her I prefer to be the hole, I'll leave it at that 13:45

Received Message from:Barrett
Roz has been weirdly quiet during this conversation I'm scared 13:46

Received Message from:Shane
That's because I stole his phone, so he can't respond 13:46

Received Message from:Barrett
Good call, I don't want to know what he says tbh 13:46

Received Message from:Price
so glad that I'm not on social media at all, and the press couldn't give two shits about me 13:47

Received Message from:Hunter 🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕
I would delete social media, but I get a lot of messages from closeted athletes reaching out for support 13:47

Sent Message: So you are like gay version of pope? 15:37

Sent Message: Shane is very weak for me 15:37

Received Message from:Shane
Ilya... 15:40

Received Message from:Barrett
No one ask why they were silent for so long! 15:46

Sent Message: Can I add someone? I already asked if they want to join dw 15:47

Received Message from:Hunter 🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕
sure, like i said this chat is for any queer hockey player 15:47

Sent Message: Everyone make my son feel welcome 15:49

Received Message from:Shane
For the last time, just because you wrote that Luca was your son on a sheet, had him sign it and sent to my Dad to get it processed does not mean he is our son 15:50

Received Message from:Luca
I don't mind it 15:50

Sent Message: Stop trying to deny our son the right to parents! 15:51

Received Message from:Shane
He has parents already, just in Switzerland 15:51

Sent Message: You're just mad he had a poster of me on his wall growing up and didn't like you 15:52

Received Message from:Luca
I do like you Shane, you always help me when i want extra practice 15:52

Sent Message: shhh the adults are talking 15:52

Received Message from:Shane
Ilya you can't adopt a fully grown adult anyway 15:53

Received Message from:Bennet
Is this a regular occurence? 15:53

Received Message from:Barrett
Unfortunately it is, 15:54

When Hollzy first joined, they were constantly fighting, and we were concerned, because they'd just gotten married, turns out it's their own fucked up version of foreplay 15:54

Sent Message: Shane, Luca is just a little baby bird that needs to be taken under my wing and nurtured into a star hockey player 15:55

Received Message from:Bennet
Isn't Haas older than you were when you started Rozanov? 15:56

Sent Message: Yes and? 15:56

Received Message from:Bennet
You were a fiend, far from a little bird, I remember seeing all the articles about you walking out of clubs with different women 15:56

Received Message from:Barrett
Should we be talking about this? I mean Hollzy is in this chat 15:57

Sent Message: What, Shane doesn't know I was womaniser? He knows and he still got all this 15:57

Sent Message: 15:58

Received Message from:Hunter 🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕
I really didn't need to see that 15:59

Received Message from:Shane
Wait when was that from? I feel like I remember you sending me this 16:00

Sent Message: Is from 2016 16:00

Received Message from:Shane
Also I don't really care about what Ilya was doing before we got serious, I knew what I was doing 16:01

I think 16:01

Sent Message: You looooovvvve meeeee 16:02

Received Message from:Shane
I do 16:02

Received Message from:Bennet
That was weirdly sweet 16:03

Received Message from:Hunter 🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕
Kip is reading over my shoulder and verbally awwed 16:04

Sent Message: 16:05

Received Message from:Luca
Can you bring her to practice next week? I miss her 16:05

Sent Message: Of course, she misses her big brother 16:06

Received Message from:Bood
Alright, remember get to the airport for 10 am tomorrow, no sooner no later 12:35

Also we need to decide who will be rooming next to Hollzy and Roz 12:35

Received Message from:Barrett
Not it! I was rooming next to them on the last roadtrip, never again 12:40

Sent Message: Oh so you're just homophobic? 12:41

Received Message from:Barrett
I'm not homophobic for not wanting to listen to you two moan and grunt all night 12:41

Sent Message: You just mad Harris isn't coming for you to do the same 12:42

Received Message from:Barrett
Fuck off no 12:42

Also I'm literally gay 12:42

Sent Message: I'll get Hunter to revoke your gay card 12:43

Received Message from:Hazy
Why don't we set up a rota? Keep things fair 12:43

Received Message from:Dykstra
I like that idea 12:43

Sent Message: You all just mad your wives and girlfriends and Harris aren't coming 12:44

Received Message from:Dykstra
Well kinda, but also it's just awful, having to listen to you two have at it like rabbits 12:44

Sent Message: This is why everyone hates when you have aux 12:45

Received Message from:Dykstra 12:46

Received Message from:Shane
What's wrong with Dykstra's music? I quite like it 12:46

Received Message from:Dykstra
I always knew I liked you better 12:46

Received Message from:Chouinard
Give this message a thumbs up if you like the idea of a room rota? 12:49

Received Message from:Bood
That settles it, Hazy will write up the rota 13:01

Received Message from:Hazy
Wait why me? 13:03

Received Message from:Bood
You suggested it 13:03

Received Message from:Hazy
Ugh fine 13:04

Received Message from:Chouinard
Don't pretend you don't enjoy this sort of stuff 13:05

Received Message from:Hazy 13:36

Received Message from:Young
Why is LaPointe and me first? 13:38

Received Message from:Hazy
It was completely randomly generated 13:38

Received Message from:LaPointe
Bullshit 13:38

Sent Message: ah ah, language! 13:38

Received Message from:LaPointe
sorry dad 13:39

Received Message from:Barrett
Does Hollzy have anything to say? 13:40

Received Message from:Shane
Ilya has no shame and I'm terrible at resisting him 🤷‍♂️ 13:41

Received Message from:Barrett
Why cant's you book a room away from the rest of us? 13:41

Sent Message: Thats not a bad idea 13:42

Received Message from:Hazy
That depends on if there's any spare rooms? 13:42

Sent Message: Shane is already on the phone with the hotel 13:43

Received Message from:Shane
Ilya do you want a queen or a king? 13:44

Sent Message: King, obviously 13:44

Received Message from:Barrett
So... do i get a thank you? 13:45

Received Message from:Bood
Thank you Barrett 13:45

Received Message from:Shane
Ooh, they offer complimentary champagne if we upgrade 13:46

Sent Message: You don't drink champagne though? 13:46

Received Message from:Shane
Yes i do? 13:46

Received Message from:Barrett
Hollzy with all due respect, no you don't 13:46

Received Message from:Bood
Cassie makes sure our house is stocked with ginger ale, just for you 13:47

Sent Message: Jackie has a cupboard dedicated to your ginger ale 13:47

Received Message from:Luca
We have ginger ale in the locker room just for you 13:48

Received Message from:ShaneReplying to: You
Jackie has a cupboard dedicated to your ginger ale
You're such an asshole 13:49

Sent Message: Yes keep going I am almost hard 13:50

Received Message from:Barrett
What did I do to be cursed with eyes that can read Roz's texts 13:50

Received Message from:Shane
Ilya is currently on the sofa playing scrabble go with my dad 13:51

Sent Message: LIES 13:51

Sent Message: SLANDER 13:52

Received Message from:Dykstra
Is Roz secretly boring? 13:52

Sent Message: I refute your claims Mr Hollander, take it back 13:53

Sent Message: I'm not boring I am young and cool and a party animal! 13:53

Received Message from:Young
Sorry Roz but ur unc now 13:54

Received Message from:Holmberg 13:55

Sent Message: I hope you all enjoy your bag skates at practice and warm up 13:55

Sent Message: Except Shane I have different punishment in mind 13:56

Received Message from:Shane
Are you gonna tell me? 13:56

Sent Message: I think you know 😏💦💦💦💦 13:57

Received Message from:Barrett
You know we don't need to see this right? You know you guys can talk to each other in person? You know private messaging exists 13:50