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Let's Hear it for the Roy by Flowerparrish Pods (Flowerparrish), Reremouse (TheBelfry)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batfamily - Fandom, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Marvel, Iron Man - Fandom
08 Mar 2026
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Roy sits down on the tarmac, opens his mouth to take a bite of his sad craft services sandwich, and almost drops it in his lap when New Guy bounces off Natasha, takes immediate damage from her murder stare, and murder stares back.
Oh no.
He's perfect.
Natasha is going to adopt him before Roy can marry him.
Roy is going to have Natasha as a mother-in-law. The thought is absolutely terrifying.
"Sandwich," Jason whispers in Roy's ear, jabbing an unreasonable elbow into his ribs.
"Cut it out!" Roy hisses, conscious of the cameras.
"You cut it out." Jason sits down aggressively close, snatching his sandwich and forcing Roy to scoot over or fall over. "Your mooning is getting between me and my lunch."
A lighthearted no capes T4T AU in a completely fictitious lightly Mythbusters-flavored setting.
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Bookmark Notes:
Red Would: Okay. we're revisiting that later. Right now: how do you know this much about Tim?
Red Hood: I have my sources.
Red Hood: Primarily: he's my little brother.
Red Would: You're shitting me.
Red Hood: Just because I majored in English doesn't mean we're an entire family of mathematical incompetents.
Red Would: No. That's not it. Not only is he hotter than the sun, his shoes cost more than our monthly rent.
Red Hood: He's adopted.
Red Would: You're all adopted.