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You’re in Texas, TK. Or how TK came to love the Southern Aphorism. by Bellaromanza
Fandoms: 9-1-1: Lone Star (TV 2020)
23 Nov 2021
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“C’mon y’all. I wanna get back before the cows come home,” Judd called. He wiped his face with a handkerchief and watched TK pour water over his head.
“What does that even mean? Weren’t the cows already at home? If not, where did the go? Cow day care? Cow work?” TK asked, and Judd burst into laughter. “Judd! I’m serious. Stop laughing!”
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Aliens, Hammers, and Making a Memorable First Impression by Marvel_Fangirl
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
18 Dec 2020
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"Wow, dude, this thing is awesome. Does it generate its own electricity?" Peter flipped the hammer once in the air and caught it, watching in amazement as sparks danced over it. "Like, I know you're the god of thunder, but I didn't know your hammer had magic powers too! That is so cool. I want one. Like, I won't get it, obviously, 'cause I don't want to steal your thunder—no pun intended.”
He grinned at his totally-intended pun, but Thor didn't react. Not even a twitch of the lips.
“Okay, yeah, that was a dumb joke,” Peter admitted. “Sorry. Here's your hammer, Mr. Thor.” He held out the weapon to its rightful owner.
Thor just stared.
(Peter Parker meets Thor for the first time. It does not go as expected.)
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Hello, Children I Do Not Know by mytimeconsumingsidehobby
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
26 Mar 2023
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Sunday Brunch has a few unexpected participants
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- Part 1 of Batfamily Week 2023
- Part 1 of ParentHOOD
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Tim unlocks grandfather powers. Thousands dead, millions injured (not the fam though, they're doing great!)
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Two Nickels: Tim & Talia (adoption) chaos
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TL;DR: Clint. Matt. Ridiculousness. Parkour. by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Jan 2016
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It's a matter of pride. It's a matter of honour. It's a matter of who's the Official Parkour Champion of the Avengers (and assorted New York Superheroes).
And it's a matter Matt wants nothing to do with.
Too bad Clint can't take a hint.
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Ladies' Man by Taeryfai
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016)
01 Nov 2017
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Tony was many things: A Genius, a Billionaire, a Playboy, a Philanthropist, and a Superhero.
He knew many things too: Mechanics, Weapons, Alcohol, Women and the Best Ways to Blow Stuff Up.
Admittedly he knew how to charm women rather truly understand them but who really truly understood women? He doubted even women understood women.Thor’s Hammer, Mjolnir, was both a woman and a weapon.
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- Part 1 of Live and Let Avenge
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Havoc by Taeryfai
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)
23 Jan 2019
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Loki decides to 'curse' Tony to be the same age that his maturity level after becoming annoyed with the other's snark. Tony Stark turns out to be older than anyone would have expected turning into a teenager rather than a four year old, and far more trouble than he's worth.
Especially considering that he considers himself a prisoner and tries breaking out, not before releasing another certain prisoner just because he deemed him attractive. Intrigued when he is released Loki decides to tag along with the teenage Tony rather than just teleporting away as the amount of havoc the boy is bound to unleash would be exquisite.
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- Part 7 of Live and Let Avenge
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Request for Proposals by nirejseki
Fandoms: The Flash (TV 2014), DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Supergirl (TV 2015), DCU (Comics)
07 Jun 2017
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In a world where marriage is an extensively negotiated contractual arrangement, getting Leonard Snart hitched is nothing less than a monumental task.
And Mick Rory's the sucker whose job is to find his best friend just the right spouse.
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S/(M/)T: occasional innuendo, scattered brief, pragmatic, refs
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Two Nickels: Civillian Marriage Contracts
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When a small plane disappeared over the mountains along the Canadian-American border, it barely made the local news. Search and Rescue teams from America joined with the RCMP, but neither country held out much hope of anything being found. When the search was quietly called off, not even the local news commented.
The pilot had no family and there was some question as to the number - or existence - of passengers. At least that was the reason the head of the American S&R gave to the deadly looking blond, & his 5 hard faced men, who demanded topographical maps of the area. Which he handed over without question. As he later told his wife; if those 6 men were crazy enough to ride into the high country looking, let them.
The RCMP Captain only had to face one man, a subordinate at that. Kindly but firmly he told the blank faced Sergeant that the search had been called off. He politely ignored the momentary shattered look in the Sergeant's eyes at the news. When the Sergeant asked for leave it was given, along with the supplies he requested. Plus, the captain told his wife, when it came to that particular Sergeant it would have done no good to refuse anyway.
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This was written after a small bout of insanity (my excuse) and for all those celebrating Thanksgiving.
Disclaimer: The characters from The Magnificent 7 belong to MGM, Mirisch, and Trilogy. Sesame Street belongs to CTW. As an additioonal discalimer I refer you to the above statement - this was written in a bout of madness.
Rating: G - but there is talk of Big Bird buying the farm.
WARNING KEEP ALL DRINKS AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER WHEN UNDERTAKING THE READING OF THE FOLLOWING.
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Alternate ending to 'the Debt'.
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A Hunter from another planet targets Jim and Blair.
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Unrequited love can be a most painful affliction.
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Major Crimes gets 'volunteered' for a fundraiser... (G)
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"Your middle name is Buchanan?"
"Yeah."
"Wait...are you telling me your full name is Buck Buck Buckley?"
The 118 find out what Buck's full name is and chaos ensues.
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Ask A Manager: Space Edition! by tree_and_leaf
Fandoms: Star Trek: Discovery, ask a manager
07 Nov 2017
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Sometimes it's hard to figure out how to respond to work place dilemmas - so there's surely got to be a 23rd Century equivalent of Ask A Manager....
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I Am the Night by Chash for carotid
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Batman - All Media Types
23 Dec 2018
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A new vigilante rises in New York City. The official position of the NYPD is that he's a criminal.
Jake Peralta thinks he needs a sweater.
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- Part 23 of Holiday Fills 2018
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insert placeholder series name here by ligayang_luntian
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, The Flash (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types
21 May 2025
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“Tell ya what, if you can convince Batman to keep coming back to the Watchtower, I'll let you help when I do my job here.”
“Really?”
“Yep.” Barry nods, smirking. “So, do we have a deal Robin?”
or: barry isn't trying to take robin away from you, calm down batman.
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Ohhh, David realises as he gets handed a plate. Okay, I got it. He was surprised that Bobby’s son hadn’t come up when Michael first mentioned his children given how much emphasis he put on the positive co-parenting relationship their family unit strived to maintain. But then again – Buck was obviously much older than Michael and Athena’s two children if he had a child the same age as Harry. The step/co-parenting dynamic would clearly be completely different than it was with May and Harry.
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The one where David is determined to prove that he’s in it with Michael for the long-haul, and that includes accepting and caring about the children of the Grant-Nash household. All 3 of them.
(And Athena and Michael laugh more than they have in months, Bobby is sheepish, and David learns a bit about chosen families).- Language:
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Two Nickels: Bobby & Buck (& Eddie) are(n't) just coworkers - David thinks Buck & Eddie are together (he may not be wrong)
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Pepa’s been eyeing him all evening, so it shouldn’t be a surprise when she says, “Why aren’t you dating Eddie?”
And yet Buck still nearly veers the car straight off the road.
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