The Man Who Died A Lot
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Jon stabs Elias to death.
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- Part 1 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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Elias Is Burned Up By A Fire Breathing Demon Bird (And Dies) by briarfairchild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Dec 2023
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Elias is burned alive by a fire breathing demon bird. No, really.
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- Part 2 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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Elias Is Kissed With Poisoned Lipstick (And Dies) by briarfairchild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Dec 2023
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Elias gets a New Year's kiss from Peter. It's the last one he'll ever get.
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- Part 3 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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Elias's Heart Is Eaten By A Cannibal Baby (And He Dies) by briarfairchild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 Jan 2024
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Elias wakes up tied to a chair in an empty room, and that's just the beginning.
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- Part 4 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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Elias Is Turned Into Butterflies (And Dies) by briarfairchild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Feb 2024
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Elias is slowly, and then quite quickly, transformed into a very large number of butterflies 🦋
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- Part 5 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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Elias Is Chopped Into Little Chunks Of Meat (And Dies) by briarfairchild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
15 Mar 2024
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Melanie chops Elias up with an axe.
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- Part 6 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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Elias Is Drowned In A Crypt Full Of Blood (And Dies) by briarfairchild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Mar 2024
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Elias is drowned in blood and is also a pizza snob.
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- Part 7 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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Elias Is Hunted By A Tiger And Then Eaten (And Dies) by briarfairchild for Genpuff
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Apr 2024
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There's a tiger on the loose in the same woods through which Elias is taking an ill-advised evening stroll. Oh dear.
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- Part 8 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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Elias Is Brutally Pipe Murdered (And Dies) by briarfairchild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Jun 2024
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Jurgen Leitner brutally pipe murders Elias.
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- Part 9 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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Elias Is Stabbed With A Corkscrew (And Dies) by briarfairchild for A_Door
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Jul 2024
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Elias tries to murder Martin. He probably should have waited until Martin didn't have his corkscrew handy.
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- Part 10 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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Elias Is Blown Up By A Little Bomb In His Own Cellar (And Dies) by briarfairchild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
27 Aug 2024
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Elias is tied to a chair and blown up. In his own cellar! Rude.
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- Part 11 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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Elias Is Taken Away By Tiny Little Hands (And Dies) by briarfairchild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
13 Sep 2024
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Elias wakes up in the middle of the night to hear tiny little hands creeping across his bedroom floor.
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- Part 12 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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Elias Has His Soul Non-Consensually Detached By The Angel Gabriel (And Dies) by briarfairchild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Oct 2024
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The Angel Gabriel pays Elias a little visit after hours. It does not go well for Elias - and how will the archives crew react to their new boss?
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- Part 13 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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A Partridge in a Pear Tree (Kills Elias) by briarfairchild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Dec 2024
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On the first day of Christmas someone who may or may not be Elias's true love sends him a partridge in a pear tree.
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- Part 14 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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On the second day of Christmas, two turtle doves appear in Elias's home. He is displeased.
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- Part 15 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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This is NOT how dinner parties are supposed to go.
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- Part 16 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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Four highly motivated blackbirds kill Elias.
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- Part 17 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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Five gold rings are mysteriously delivered to Elias. In hindsight, putting one of them on was probably a bad idea.
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- Part 18 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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Six Geese A-Laying (Kill Elias) by briarfairchild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Dec 2024
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six dream geese lay eggs inside Elias. several weeks later, the eggs hatch
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- Part 19 of The Man Who Died A Lot
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Seven Swans A-Swimming (Kill Elias) by briarfairchild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Jan 2025
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For some inexplicable reason, Simon insists that he and Elias meet at a nature reserve for Absolutely Massive Swans for their next plotting meeting.
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- Part 20 of The Man Who Died A Lot