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For once, Harry's Problem of the year (yes, problem with a big ‘P’) did not start on Halloween.
No, curiously enough, it happened on bloody Valentine's Day of 1997.
But it was Voldemort’s fault, alright—as usual.
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This Is How You Find Me by AwkwardSquirtle
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 Feb 2026
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The Joestar group already has a mission: stop Dio and save Holy's life.
Megan Branford’s has always been simpler—just keep putting one foot in front of the other. As it turns out, fighting Stands is nothing compared to facing the demons within herself.
As the battles grow bloodier and bonds continue to grow, she finds herself caught between guilt, longing, and the unshakable presence of the man walking at her side. -
Who, What, and Wenclair (2026) by Achromatophoria
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
13 Feb 2026
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Welcome to the inedibly incorrect (and occasionally inappropriate) Wenclair for 2026. Expect a daily dose of inane humor, with a little something extra on Sundays and Wednesdays.
Contents include bountifully bad puns, (im)mature humor, Enid and Wednesday being idiots in love, Agnes’ meddling as their pseudo-daughter, Bianca’s continued exasperation, and more.
Note: Sundays are a compilation of 5 shorts.
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- Part 4 of Who, What, and Wenclair
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Snowdin Adventures with the Skeletwins by Just_AliAnne261
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
13 Feb 2026
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"You want to know what to do here in Snowdin? Grillby's has food, and the library has information... If you're tired, you can take a nap at the inn. It's right next door - my sister owns it.
"And if you're bored, you can sit outside and watch those wacky skeletons do their thing. There's two of them... Brothers, I think. They just showed up one day and... asserted themselves. The town has gotten a lot more interesting since then."
The daily lives of wacky skeleton brothers Sans and Papyrus. Watch and read as they get into all sorts of wacky adventures, cause mayhem, and learn life lessons along the way!
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- Part 1 of Skeletwins
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Grumpy Geralt and Happy Hansa by Averbienque
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Feb 2026
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Geralt tries to impose some wisdom on his Hansa - rather unsuccessfully.
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The official intro theme for Paw Patrol X season seven!
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- Part 13 of Paw Patrol X
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 575
- Chapters:
- 1/23
- Hits:
- 16
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Moments involving weather as a theme. Sometimes more, sometimes less.
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For Me To Decide by SushiAfter_Skool
Fandoms: Nightwing (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
10 Feb 2026
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Dick released all of the air in his chest with a sigh of relief and slumped against the couch. His neck rested on the couch’s back as his head hung loosely over it. He studied the ceiling and went over Bruce’s contingency.
1. Make sure you are in the past and check all your bases. Determine whether science or magic brought you there.
Definitely in the past, but also in an alternate universe. Definitely a magic trick.
2. Stay out of anyone’s way and don’t move until I find you and bring you home.
Rescue’s not coming, and I need to move.
3. Whatever you do, never ever mess with time.
Well, …rules are for losers anyway.
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After being hit by a magician's spell, Dick is stranded in a universe where he doesn't exist. Determined to bring his family back together, Nightwing sets out on a mission to bring his siblings home.
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The world changed when the barrier broke. Monsters now walk the surface, and with them came an influx of new diseases that defy human biology and are barely understood. You, a brilliant young scientist, have been called upon to work with monsterkind to help treat these strange new conditions.
Unfortunately, your new supervisor just so happens to be a deeply cynical skeleton whose apathy clashes violently with your desperate need for productivity and some semblance of control. Your professional partnership dissolves into a heated academic rivalry where lingering eye contact is definitely - definitely - just anger.
Featuring: excessive caffeine intake, attempts at professionalism (and cooking), desperate hunts to understand magic, and two people so smart they circle right back to dumbassery.
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Dark Arts Live: Exploring the Dark Side by Athyrium93
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Feb 2026
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Harry didn't mean to become an overnight sensation on You-Cast, especially not for his use of dark magic, but when he accidentally live-streamed his first foray into the Dark Arts... well it might have gotten a little out of hand. Now he's streaming every night and the Dark Lord himself wants to collaborate.
It's not a position he ever thought he'd be in, but he's always been just a little too curious for his own good. At least no one knows it's really him... right? No one, especially not the Dark Lord himself would ever guess the You-Cast sensation Ares Black was really his prophesied vanquisher... That would be totally ridiculous.
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The second hand effect by Lucentt
Fandoms: SolarBalls (Web Series), Astronomy (Anthropomorphic)
09 Feb 2026
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Earth starts experiencing a series of sensations, emotions and cravings that are distinctly not Celestial. He looks for the source, while Moon watches on with growing concern.
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- Part 15 of Flares
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Numéro 197 - Noctali by Sawcha
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: HeartGold & SoulSilver | Pokemon HeartGold & SoulSilver Versions
09 Feb 2026
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Silver rend visite à Ethan en vue de l’affronter mais fait une certaine rencontre
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- Part 30 of Challenge Pokédex III
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You're Stretching the Definition of 'Clingy': GemPearl Except Author Can't Write Romance by renthewolf
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Afterlife SMP
09 Feb 2026
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Pearl and her brother Scar, get a tour to a college in Canada. She had visited many across the world, and has yet to find one she was interested in. Fortunately for her, she'd find this one perfect for her.
Upon entering the campus during the tour, Pearl had accidentally tripped into a student at that college. The student apologizes, saying she should've moved out of the way, seeing that Pearl wasn't looking up ahead, instead at the ground. This was a blatant lie from the student, who wasn't looking either and couldn't have moved.
Pearl looks up to see who the student was, and she realizes it was her online friend that she had always talked to before moving to look for a college.
Pearl immediately walks off, not wanting to spare a second to explain this was why she was absent online. LDSK, she'd end up as roommates with her.
Pearl has to repair her relationship with the student, not wanting to have to awkwardly room with her as a somewhat ex-friend. She somehow finds herself in toxic relationship?!
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- Part 2 of Ren's Life Series Fics
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It’s a rare slow moment, so Trinity straddles the chair as requested, “I’m all yours, Dr. King.”
Mel’s got these firm, warm hands. They’re rough… she assumes from the combination of hard work and maybe some of those weird soothing hobbies the other woman has. At first, Mel seems tentative, exhaling noisily as she feels around Trinity’s neck, catching the soft hairs. Trinity feels her eyes fluttering closed in relief. Even if Mel is ass at massaging, the gentle affection feels--crunch!
Trinity groans, feeling boneless, “Did you just assassinate me?”
Mel squawks in concern, “I don’t think so?!”
“Relax, Mel-atonin, you’re just doing a great job of putting me to sleep,” Trinity rubs her neck.Mel and Trinity go back and forth taking care of each other. Once on the same page, they can finally work on the "trying to kiss each other" part.
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We're Bearbee Happy To See You by sweepingdonut for harold (rivscreamsnk)
Fandoms: Original Work, Assorted Creatures - Fandom
08 Feb 2026
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And perhaps sting or eat you. But don't let that dissuade you from being happy to see us as well.
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- Part 119 of Crocheted Creations
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A flashback of Grunkle Stan running yet another one of his con businesses. His purportedly "magical" bowling balls were anything but useful.
Imagine this fanfic being shoehorned into the episode "A Tale of Two Stans".
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Reincarnated as an Ink! by LalaAnAbsolute
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Sans AU - Fandom, FGOC - Fandom
07 Feb 2026
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A person is reincarnated as an Ink sans and has no clue on what's going on.
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What if HG was part of the Six?
Basically, I watched Sanctuary right after watching Warehouse 13 and this is what happened.“There was a group of us, the Six, we were all scientists, wanting to keep anything that was considered as ‘different’ safe. Of course, a lot of our ideas were insane, crazy and laughed at.” HG added.
“The six? Who does that involve?” Myka looked at Helen and HG who shared a look.
“Nikola Tesla, James Watson, Helen Magnus, John Druitt, myself and Nigel Griffin.” HG confirmed.
Myka blinked rapidly before continuing to eat, Helen sitting down behind her desk, handing it over to HG to continue to explain.
“We studied in Oxford, Adam tried to join the group several times but proved untrustworthy, so we unanimously decided not to include him. Our group had been running tests and experiments, wanting to see what humanity could become, Helen had managed to get her hands on some pure ancient vampire blood, and we’d all be intrigued to see what it would do if it were mixed with human dna. So, each of us had some injected into us.” HG looked at Helen.
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Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away, there was an evil lesbian named Esther. She was evil, and also a lesbian. She was evil because she hated puppies and loved burning down orphanages for fun, as well as biting people. She was lesbian because she hated men and loved women. Being a lesbian is when a woman is attracted to women and not men.
Crane Wives crackfic😛
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Chara has a lot to deal with.
When Frisk takes off up Mount Ebott, Chara is thrust into the unwanted role of cleaning up the aftermath.
Unable to reach the outside world, life swiftly becomes more unpredictable and unstable with every passing day. People are depending on her now. Things are rapidly going downhill in the Underground, and swept up in the social and political tidal wave of pressure, Chara can only try to hang onto what little sanity she has left.After all...
What doesn't kill you makes you stranger.