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Bluetooth is a terrible protocol by elmyra
Fandoms: Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pokemon GO
07 Dec 2018
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That one time Pikachu's human accidentally put nine Snorlaxes in their headphones and made the Pokeball play The Black Parade.
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Horde Pride never fails, he adapts.
Horde Pride never asks for efficiency, only excellency.
Horde Pride never allows individuality, only initiatives.
Horde Pride never gives special treatment, only exceptions.
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How Adora and the League of Princesses of Power freed Glimmer, Catra & Hordak from Horde Prime's controle....by the point of view of a clone who didn't ask anything.
The fic was started between season 4 and 5, so don't raise an eyebrow if my character doesn't act and speaks 100% like in the show.
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Nines bought something that had he had been missing since the day he was manufactured. And now it's gonna get its thorough test run with you. And of course Connor is there to help with that, just not in the way you might expect.
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You still don’t know whose idea exactly it had been. Might’ve been Connor’s, might’ve been yours, maybe it had even been Nines’.
After all he was the very reason you were spread out on these fancy satin sheets in the top floor suite of that luxurious hotel. Looking out all over the nightlights of Detroit with Connor between your legs, trying to fuck you through that oh so soft and bouncy mattress.
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Futaba's Mortgage Saga by Mordred_Doombitch
Fandoms: Persona 5, Xenosaga (Video Games), Half-Life (Video Games), DCU (Comics), Helltaker (Video Game), Super Smash Brothers, Vsauce - Fandom, The Bible, OFF (Game)
18 Oct 2022
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Futaba Sakura is the gayest woman alive. This should have been a case of "nuff said," but, regrettably, the story did not end there.
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- Part 1 of Crossender (G1)
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Let's just say Chay lives the perfect Y/n life.
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Fappa Fappa SWING! by Dildo_Swaggins_T_Baggins
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
10 Oct 2025
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Rodimus finds something he really shouldn't have.
If only Thunderclash could've kept a hold of the stupid thing!
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b is for bluetooth by pilcrowtudinous for CandyCurlsofMaddness
Fandoms: Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon)
13 Aug 2024
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‘Look at…’ Beckett holds her tongue between her teeth as she scrolls, before pointing victoriously at the screen. ‘This one.’
‘It says alien spaceship.’
‘Right! And this little mission has us here pre-First Contact!’Series
- Part 2 of alphabetical
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Hey friends! Let's embarrass Patrick via some technology bloopers, shall we?
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[PODFIC] Wireless Connection by Lemon_Avocado for stormandstarlight
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
07 Jan 2025
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In which Miko has a speaker, Soundwave has a security breach, and Ratchet has a Very Bad Day
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You, a human sealed inadvertently in hell after the whole "wow let's explore Hell I'm sure nothing bad will happen" had something bad happen, are forced to carve out a wholly miserable existence of jumping from platform to platform, from layer to layer in order to survive.
In Greed, you have a chance encounter. Things spiral from there.
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Lan Wangji hates Wei Wuxian.
That's what Wei Wuxian and the rest of the world think anyway. That's also the reason why no one can wrap their mind around the news that Lan Wangji has agreed to star alongside Wei Wuxian, and as his love interest no less.
(Spoiler Alert: Lan Wangji doesn't really hate Wei Wuxian)
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- Part 1 of Blooming into the Color of Love
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Even when Lan Wangji was doing his best not to attach a face and a voice and a name to his fantasies, he felt slightly sick at himself for enjoying them. Intimacy was supposed to be about love. Love was supposed to be about giving the other person freedom, not holding them down in any way, literal or figurative. But he’s always been selfish deep down, has fought it harder than anything but never quite managed to drive it away. Something about Wei Ying always brings that selfishness in him out, makes him feel like it’s all right sometimes, and still. And still.
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- Part 1 of wangxian
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These Things Stay the Same by notevenyou
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Oct 2019
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After a career covering news across the world, journalist Wei Wuxian is unexpectedly on his way home with a child in tow. Unfortunately, the path home isn't without obstacles.
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Let's make bunnies, Lan Zhan! by sanktalyosha
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Oct 2019
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Using a free hand he reached down between them to spread his hole wide, presenting the puckered rim drenched in slick. Wei Wuxian smiled coyly at Wangji; whose eyes had followed the action without blinking.
“Look, I’m all open and wet, ready for you already.”
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"You made a shrine of me?"
"It's not a shrine," Lan Wangji answered. It was way worse than that.
Wei Wuxian was currently looking at a gigantic poster of himself, framed delicately on the wall. The whole surrounding area was adorned with his posters in various sizes, but the huge one at the center caught his eye.
"I didn't think they came in this size," he thought aloud.
"It was custom-made," Lan Wangji explained, digging his own grave.
"Oh."
Or the story where Wei Wuxian found out that Lan Wangji has a room filled with his old idol merch
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- Part 2 of Blooming into the Color of Love
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one word from you by mme_anxious
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Sep 2019
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There’s nothing for a moment, then what sounds like frustrated pacing. “Lan Zhan?”
“Food.”
Wei Wuxian’s laugh sounds strained. It sounds like he shouldn’t be laughing. Lan Wangji doesn’t like the sound.
“I can’t eat, but thanks.”
“Are you…?”
“Still so horny that I want to die?” Wei Wuxian almost shouts. “Yes.”
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Or, Wei Wuxian manages to get himself cursed and Lan Wangji just wants to be helpful.
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“So on Saturday night, while you are having the time of your life on a date with your hot, hunky, handsome soulmate, I have to go on a date with a rich young master who sounds like a literal stick in the mud whilst pretending to be you?"
Mo Xuanyu's family has set him up on a blind date with a rich young master after learning he is gay. However, he already has plans for that night. Instead of going on the date himself, Mo Xuanyu enlists Wei Wuxian to go as a substitute. Wei Wuxian must act like his best friend for the night before kindly turning down Mo Xuanyu's date.
Only, Wei Wuxian finds out that turning down Mo Xuanyu's date is possibly the hardest thing he has had to do in a long time.
Russian Translation now available.
Spanish Translation now available.
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- Part 1 of Not Going Anywhere
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and it's always startling when you call me by my name by swanchime
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jun 2019
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Five years after the Cloud Recesses, Wei WuXian comes to Lan WangJi with a request: pretend to be his lover.
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A Flower in Bloom (or Wei Wuxian Crashes a Party) by UmbrellaMartialGod
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
25 Mar 2019
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If everyone really thought that Wei Wuxian was going to wait around during the New Year for Lan Wangji to come home when there was an entire party happening at Carp Tower, they had another thing coming.
All he needed was a good disguise.
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Lan Wangji fucks Wei Wuxian against the wall.
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Of Forehead Ribbons and Traditions by tulirepo
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jul 2019
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Wei Wuxian sometimes wondered what would his teenage self think if he knew he married Lan Wangji. That putting on the traditional white-blue Lan clothes with cloud motifs would make him feel at home.
He also didn’t see coming how excited he would be to exchange forehead ribbons with his husband.
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The Arrangement by WriterGirlAR
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
13 Oct 2019
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Wei Wuxian, the free-spirited adopted son of the Jiang clan, takes his sister's place in the marriage mart at the Conference of Clans. The Lan family gets the first bid, but they have no eligible female cultivators. Why then does Lan Wangji, the Lan family's handsome but austere second son, stand up and bid for Wei Wuxian? And will the newly-returned eldest son of the Wen clan let him get away with it?
Also, there's a dragon and a lot of silly promises;)
This story is complete at 22 Chapters.
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A/N: I can't bear that 'The Untamed' is over, so I'm contributing this to the English-language fanfic for this series. (The Untamed is a Chinese bromance series - available on Viki.com or YouTube via the Tencent channel. It is based on the BL (Boys Love) novel, Mo Dao Zu Shi (Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation) by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu. The original novel is fantastic and can be read at the original translation site. (https://exiledrebelsscanlations.com/grandmaster-of-demonic-cultivation/)
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all my secrets safe by wincechesters for JemTheKingOfSass
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jul 2019
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Wei Wuxian is very good at what he does, the best contract killer on the payroll of Jiang Industries. Despite how dirty his job is, his life is pretty simple: wake up (eventually), go to work, make the hit, come home, try not to let his roommate Lan Wangji notice the blood on his hands, go to bed. He lives his life in secrets, and the only complication is that he might be in love with said roommate, and his roommate just might have secrets of his own.
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May the rest of my life have no regrets by renkinjutsushi
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Apr 2019
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"The sun was setting down, washing the mountain in orange and red wherever the light could get through the dense forest. Wei WuXian didn't know his destination, yet his feet carried him on forward. All he knew was that he couldn’t be still when his mind was in million pieces.
His heart couldn't calm down. It beat so fast it basically could rip through his chest.
Lan Zhan… had feelings for him…?"
Or, in which Lan WangJi finally finds a way to express his feelings, Wei WuXian reaches the ultimate stage of bi panic, and everyone is just tired at this point.
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Everyday by Waterrain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī - All Media Types
02 Aug 2018
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Lan WangJi x Wei WuXian drabbles of certain activites of their lives. These drabbles connecting to one another and the final result is....
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“So let me get this straight, you’ve been in love with Lan Wangji for over half a year now, figured it out last night, had sex, and then just decided that you were meant to be?!”
“Yeah, pretty much.”
Jiang Cheng facepalmed. “And I defended you too…”
Alternatively:
In a world similar to the MDZS canon universe, people don’t experience romantic love until their heart beats.
Wei Wuxian has never experienced a heartbeat.Spanish translation by peoniesforLan: https://www.ao3.icu/works/29232711 or https://www.wattpad.com/story/257180492-right-hearted
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the wifi that got the cream by blukkake
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Aug 2018
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Even after years of marriage, the food of the GusuLan sect is still sometimes too bland for Wei Wuxian.
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tran·si·to·ry, adj.
to be fleeting, not permanent.It was never meant to last. Wei Wuxian knows that his little fairytale had an expiration date (how could he forget, with all the talk behind his back?) and so, he chooses to walk away. Lan Wangji should really get on with his life.
But for all his purported genius, Wei Wuxian can really be quite a moron. Lan Wangji makes it abundantly clear that his husband is completely and absolutely wrong on this account.
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Wei Ying touches his mouth with his fingertips. He wants to kiss Lan Zhan. He will devote the rest of his life to kissing Lan Zhan. What about his beautiful body, though? Wei Ying decides it will be a cornerstone of his new cultivation path. Giggling softly, Wei Ying’s fingers dip inside his mouth and brush against his tongue. He closes his eyes. He can almost smell Lan Zhan’s scent on his skin, enticing sandalwood and a hint of musk.
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Make the Words Come to Life by JemTheKingOfSass
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2019
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Lan Wangji visits the Burial Mounds and takes Wei Wuxian up on the invitation to shut him up however possible.