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The Feral Leading the Blind (or: How We Accidentally Kidnapped a Minor, Nearly Died, and Somehow Called It Teamwork) by BitOfRedShirt
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Feb 2026
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Blind lawyer. Feral mercenary. Panicked teen. One car. Countless bad decisions. Team Red’s first mission is loud, illegal, and wildly unsupervised, especially when Daredevil ends up behind the wheel and no one realizes Spider-Man is a minor until it’s far, far too late.
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There May Be Something There That Wasn't There Before by Curupia
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Marvel Comics), Marvel (Comics), X-Men - All Media Types
15 Feb 2026
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Ellie Camacho has a new school and a new best friend, and if their plan goes right, a whole new family! Now she and her BFF Gabby Kinney just need to get their dads to stop hating each other and fall in love and then they can be sisters for real!
Easier said than done...
Wade Wilson thought he was over his big fat stupid crush on the last mutant on earth who would ever want him, but lo and behold! Here it was, back with a VENGEANCE. He's done a lot of things in his life to warrant bad karma, but this feels like overkill. His little girl's new BFF could've been ANYBODY, but she just HAD to pick the daughter of THE fucking Wolverine. And the cherry on top? The man hates his fucking guts. This is gonna go GREAT.
Logan Howlett just wants his little girl to be happy. The problem? Her happiness hinges on him tolerating the most insufferable man on the planet. Which would be fine - probably even doable - if it wasn't for the fact that he might just maybe be falling for the guy. A lot can change in a decade. Maybe there was more to him than Logan had realized.
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Deadpool’s Dysfunctional Family Circus (or: The Ultimate Avengers Adoption Saga) by BitOfRedShirt
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), Ant-Man (Movies), Captain Marvel (2019), Doctor Strange (Movies)
17 Jan 2026
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Deadpool has a dream: a big, happy, glitter-bombed family made up of the world’s most dangerous superheroes. So naturally, he starts adopting the Avengers. Emotionally. Legally. Sometimes magically.
He's slowly going through the Avengers and family-ing them up. And Peter Parker? He’s stuck in the middle of this found-family fever dream just trying not to cry or die.
Featuring legally questionable contracts, chaotic game nights, blood-oathed Nerf wars, and more dad jokes than the multiverse can tolerate.
Welcome to the Deadpool Family Plan™: no refunds, no survivors, all vibes.
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What Peter Wants by ShadisNOTAmused
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Jan 2026
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"Spidey has anyone ever told you, you have a wonderful brain?" The merc said without thinking, batting his eyes at the other, not like Peter could see, but he was sure the other knew.
"Excuse me?" Spider-Man turned to the mercenary, soon after stuffing a piece of his hotdog into his mouth.
'What kind of weirdo is my best friend to say something like that?'
Deadpool gasped, squealing like a schoolgirl. "I KNEW you liked me!! I can't believe you never told me I was your best friend!"
Peter narrowed his eyes, chewing his hotdog. "I...didn't say that out loud did I?"
AU parody of "What Women Want" where Wade wakes up suddenly able to hear Peter's thoughts and he uses it to become closer to him.
But when the powers begin getting worse, Wade wishes he could've just learned the normal way.
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The Island - Me and People You Don’t Want to Get Stuck With by HolsWare
Fandoms: Multi-Fandom
24 Nov 2025
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It was meant to be a flight back to Japan.
Kohane was just on a vacation (without her dad of course because she’s hashtag independent) and now wants to fly back to Japan from America. The people around her? Uhhh… well they’re something.
Then the plane crashed.
Now she’s stuck on a deserted island. With these people. And can’t get home for a long time, presumably. Who are we stuck with exactly?-…
… NO.
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Normal Wade™: Adventures in Co-Parenting by nemo_pen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool (Marvel Comics), X-Men (Comicverse)
04 Nov 2025
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In another universe, Wade Winston Wilson is just a normal human bartender. He has a normal human boyfriend, Logan, who works a normal human job as a high school history teacher. Unfortunately for them both, Logan notices that one of his students happens to look a lot like him... and he thinks he remembers her mom and dad.
Wade does some digging. What he finds is not normal.
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- Part 1 of Normal Wade™
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在死侍與金鋼狼上映後十年，韋德和羅根有了一個孩子，儘管這個男孩不是以他們預期的方式降生，但他們將傾盡一切努力守護、教養以及愛他。
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the man with the scars & tattooed stars by babieuwu
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Oct 2025
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Wade decided it was time for a change. New York was filled with too many bad memories, including the disappearance of his child's mother and the traumatic breakup between him and his ex, Valentine. He had finished his doctorate degree in astronomy at the top of his class and a job with NASA, uprooting his entire life and moving to the east coast of Florida.
What adventures await him? Well, he wasn't expecting a biker gang leader to eye him, but here he was, eyed by an alpha who would do anything to earn Wade's attention... except he doesn't have to do much, because Wade finds him EXTREMELY attractive!
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First Class Hands by Lettuceking
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
07 Oct 2025
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"An all too familiar masked figure sits on the couch in an all too familiar rundown apartment, staring straight at…well, you.
It’s Deadpool; the Merc with a Mouth, a Masked Menace (no not that one), the Regenerating Degenerate, a Wildcard, who waves, the eye plates in the mask squinting jovially along to welcome you. 'Oh! You’re just on time! I’m your new narrator, are you ready to see what bullshit we have going on today?'"
A story about Deadpool post-Time Ripper, but something's wrong...
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Peter Parker and the Custody Hearing Nobody Asked For (or: Why Daredevil Won’t Answer His Phone) by BitOfRedShirt
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Sep 2025
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When Deadpool decides he’s Peter Parker’s “fun, responsible, chimichanga-providing guardian,” the line between custody hearing and full-blown circus blurs. Tony Stark tries to maintain order. Spoiler: he fails spectacularly. Featuring mop buckets, sock puppets, churros, and the MCU payroll. You’ve been warned.
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The Relentless Curfew (or: A Tragedy in Five Snacks and One Papoose) by BitOfRedShirt
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
03 Sep 2025
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Peter Parker thought balancing school, superheroing, and Aunt May was hard enough. Enter Wade Wilson: self-declared co-parent, bedtime enforcer, and proud owner of a Baby Yoda nightlight. Add Aunt May’s unnerving approval, Tony Stark’s drone-based parenting strategies, and one suspiciously glittery papoose, and suddenly Spider-Man has a curfew, a bedtime, and at least three parents he never asked for.
Featuring: weaponized juice boxes, PowerPoint interventions, and Deadpool swaddling a teenager like an emotionally unstable burrito.
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Come a Little Bit Closer by buffypeppers
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
27 Aug 2025
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There's cash in front of him, a briefcase full of it, to be more precise. There are also documents strewn over the table, containing all the proof needed to make it easier for Deadpool to accept the contract. There's also a photograph and a name: Peter Parker.
Or: Deadpool's hired to kill Peter Parker, former CEO of the now bankrupt Parker Industries, and Wade decides he better ask his trusted superhero crush Spider-Man—and Parker's former bodyguard—if his ex-boss really deserves a katana to the chest.
Things are much more complicated.
Spider-Man wanted to say something and make sure that corny line wouldn’t be the last one he heard, but his whole body felt like a bruise being pressed down. The man was opening his mouth to let out something evil and abnormally personal against Spider-Man, when a voice came down the dark alley.
“But the record keeps playing the same old song.” Spider-Man and the bad guy turned their heads to the mouth of the alley. They couldn’t see anyone, but the male voice sang on. “They say aha, aha. Keep your hands off my girl.”
Peter’s head thumped against the wall. “No. Just… no. Do me a favor, just crush my windpipe."
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The Great NYPD Escape (or: Dadpool and the Interrogation Apocalypse) by BitOfRedShirt
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
20 Aug 2025
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Spider-Man is stuck in an interrogation room… until Deadpool bursts in with katanas, glitter, and a chicken on a secret spy mission. Matt Murdock tries to keep things calm, but chaos escalates faster than you can say “property damage.” Explosions of sarcasm, homicidal parenting, and superhero-level mayhem ensue, leaving the NYPD, raccoons, and literally everyone else questioning reality. Buckle up for the world’s loudest, most glittery, and absolutely unhinged rescue mission ever.
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Unauthorized Parental Units (or: A Web-Slinger’s Guide to Surviving Dadpool and Iron Overlord) by BitOfRedShirt
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Aug 2025
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Peter just wanted to stop a mugging, finish his chem homework, and maybe eat pizza in peace. Instead, he got glitter-based swing form critiques, legally binding bedtime protocols, and a tactical baby harness.
Now he’s stuck between Iron Dad’s PowerPoint threats and Deadpool’s unsolicited lullabies, caught in a custody battle no court would touch (and no teenager deserves). There's a drone. There's a mixtape. There may or may not be a raccoon.
Also, Deadpool wants to carry him kangaroo-style into battle.
Against his will.
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The Unbearable Cringe of Being Peter Parker (or: Toast, Trauma, and Two Dads) by BitOfRedShirt
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
28 Jul 2025
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Peter Parker has battled aliens, zombies, and a rat cult that almost worshipped him as a giant spider.
But now? Now he’s trapped in The Dad Joke Apocalypse—starring two dads who wield puns like weapons of mass annoyance.
Deadpool breaks into his apartment with syrup and questionable life choices. Tony Stark shows up armed with caffeinated smugness and an arsenal of groan-worthy jokes.
Peter just wanted toast.
Instead, he gets a glitter-bombed pun war, syrup in places toast was never meant to be, and a very confused MJ wondering if she accidentally signed up for a sitcom crossover.
Warning: Contains unsolicited glitter, tactical banana sword fights, and more dad jokes than should be legally allowed.
Side effects may include uncontrollable eye rolls, sudden bursts of laughter, and an intense craving for breakfast foods.
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blessed be the boys time can't capture by OliverOX
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
26 Jul 2025
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when the anniversary of Wade’s mutation manifesting takes him by surprise, Wade forgets, but Logan remembers
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- Part 19 of Everyone Wants Him (That Was My Crime)
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Auntie Wade’s School of Total Mayhem (or: Peter Parker's Having a Bad Day) by BitOfRedShirt
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Daredevil (TV)
14 Jul 2025
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Peter Parker just wants a nap (or maybe a burrito). Instead, he’s kidnapped mid-sandwich by Deadpool—who’s decided to declare himself Peter’s “cool aunt” and embark on a chaotic custody battle against Tony Stark and Aunt May. With spinning, snack parties, legal threats, and an impending flash mob in Times Square, welcome to Peter’s new “family” life—where chaos is the only rule and sanity is just a distant memory.
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Spider-Child and the Emotional Support Antiheroes (or: Wade Wilson Learns What a Junior Is and Immediately Files for Custody) by BitOfRedShirt
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Jul 2025
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It was supposed to be a normal team-up. Punch a sewer wizard, stop a glitter-based apocalypse, and maybe grab shawarma. Then Deadpool learned Peter was sixteen.
Cue: legal threats, emotional support blankets, and an unsolicited family court case against Tony Stark.
Now Spider-Man has two overprotective vigilantes for dads (against his will), a curfew enforced with friendship bracelets, and a new title: The Baby of Team Red™.
And if anyone threatens his GPA, Wade will throw hands. And possibly grenades.
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Laura shook her head, her dark hair falling from her ponytail. “It’s something I wanted to get for Dad.” She opened the bag and pulled out a dog tag- similar to the ones Logan and Wade had collected over the years. Instead of a soldier’s information, on it were three names: Sarah, Laura, and Nellie.
Wade frowned. “Sarah…who’s…? Who’s Sarah?” He turned it over and found his name beside Logan’s. The merc looked up from the necklace, puzzled. “Who’s Sarah?”
She opened her mouth before closing it again. “Dad hasn’t told you yet.”
He ran his thumb over the name. It came before Laura’s.
OR there's someone in Logan's past that he hasn't told Wade about. It gets brought up on the day of Nellie and Laura's birthday
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- Part 6 of long story short (DP&W)
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Web of Lies (A Podcast by Spider-Man, Sabotaged by Deadpool ) by BitOfRedShirt
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jun 2025
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Spider-Man has a podcast. It was supposed to be about mysteries.
Now it’s about emotional damage, surprise guests with god complexes, and someone who brings wine coolers to crime scenes. There’s glitter in the sound equipment. The FCC won’t return his calls. Tony Stark has blocked the show on six platforms.
Featuring: one tired host, one unhinged auntie, one chaos cryptid in tactical couture, and one shapeshifter with a flair for dramatic entrances.
Welcome to Web of Lies. Wipe your shoes. Not your memory.