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蟒人在Do Not Adjust Your Set时期小故事一则❤
写这篇文的原因是有一天忽然得知麦克帕林曾经是日进香烟四十根的大烟枪一只，然后到1969年的某个时间段突然被特里吉列姆感化（？）戒了烟，用写日记替代了成瘾行为。
完完全全是在捏造事实，因为现实中的这个时候麦克帕林已经结婚并且早就有了一个满地乱爬、甚至会把烟头塞自己嘴里的好大儿（感觉这才是戒烟的真正原因）。但我太喜欢产品了，就这样美美让鼠鼠被麦克帕林撩到√
以及写完这篇之后才意识到我这两篇同人的结局都定格在麦克帕林摊开的日记本上！不过也许这就是世界的本质，因为这个地球就是围着麦克帕林的日记本转的。
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Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? by Robin_Yogurt
Fandoms: Monty Python's Flying Circus
14 Feb 2026
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出自飞翔的马戏团经典片段《Do you want to come back to my place》，标题也是台词之一（虽然不是同一个sketch的台词了啊啊）。原剧这一段的两个入其实都没有姓名，但是私心给他们用了演员的名字，也给丢钱包男子增加了一些帕林特色的人物性格，就这样狠狠地再吃一次起司帕林（左右很有意义）
最下面的图片是找好朋友weibo@aaa鹦鹉洗头黄姐 约的稿件！！
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At her death, she had one wish: to go back and be the 7th member of Monty Python. What seems like a dream come true becomes far more than she ever bargained for. Surrounded by people whose lives she already knows the endings to, she tries to navigate love, friendship, and fate while carrying the unbearable weight of foresight. Some lives can be changed. Some loves can't. Some losses are the price of time itself.
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They went back to his place by LCrafty7
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF, Monty Python - Fandom
17 Dec 2025
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“But, what about the script?”
“Fuck the script. We’ll do this our own way”
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我看了太多Reddit恐怖故事，所以写了一个巨蟒剧团的规则类恐怖故事，希望不会冒犯到任何人。
我又让Eric和Michael相爱了，这非常不好。Series
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Cowboys are Frequently not so Secretly Fond of Each Other by GoreBonk
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF
19 Aug 2025
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Not much happens on a ranch. It’s day in day out work, work, work. This was the life of six men at the time this story starts. When you’re stagnant you don’t see a way forward, only the past you’re stuck in. When all you see is horses and dirt, it’s hard to find a road ahead.
Or - Monty Python cowboy au where they are on the run together :]
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哦哦！蛋饺米西之圣杯传奇！！ by Robin_Yogurt
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF, ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
16 May 2025
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蒙提派森成员穿越迷宫饭世界寻找圣杯的故事。
这篇文会融合迷宫饭和巨蟒圣杯的世界观，主角团是派森成员，也会遇到迷宫饭主角团。
写这个文的起因是想看帕林和法琳的两只小狗贴贴！并且搞蒙提派森的蛋饺米西paro给搞爽了，真的很想搞一点女性半精灵Eric Idle。
CP向依然是Eric Idle/Michael Palin，还在考虑要不要带小虫一起玩，如果带了再加tag。目前的种族设定：（暂定）
Eric Idle - 半精灵（魔法师，主角光环，变成了女的）
Michael Palin - 长身人（魔法师，超绝主角光环）
John Cleese - 长身人（兽人）约翰起司给我变成猫猫！
Graham Chapman - 长身人（莫名其妙接受了亚瑟王寻找圣杯的任务，于是成为了领队）
Terry Jones - 矮人（比森西还美的矮人）
Terry Gilliam - 半身人（会画画的灵巧小手不能有别的作用吗）
Carol Cleveland - 巨魔（炭疽城堡的女孩们个个孔武有力）
Neil Innes - 地精（是和小动物们做朋友的吟游诗人小地精）
Connie Booth - 精灵（女王）如果要带小虫玩儿的话那乔治哈里森就会是狗头人
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起司帕林是一场持续60年却依然无果的单向爱恋，但不知不觉间你竟然已经成为了陪伴他最久的那个人。
【问就是博主又来造谣了】
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别让约翰·克里斯一个人在家看《环游世界80天》，他会受不了的。
恋足其实并不是我擅长的领域，但还是尝试了一下，于是就只有这么一点。我决定不要继续折磨我自己。
但迈克尔真的是一个满世界散发魅力的人，我爱他，我真的想对着他打手枪。不过他好像无法意识到自己有多可口诱人。他身上任何地方都充满情欲，包括脚。Series
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"I agree," Mikey says, tilting his gaze so he's glaring up at the others, "I think Eric should show some discipline." He pauses for dramatic effect. Terry Gilliam grins in realization of what Michael might be implying. John's expression switches to confusion, then, until Michael continues;
"I think we ought to make him hold it."
CONTAINS KINK/FETISH CONTENT. DONT LIKE, DONT READ.
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格雷厄姆·查普曼有一双善于观察的眼睛。
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Do You Want To Come Back To My Place? by MissCatherineEarnshaw
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF
10 Nov 2024
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“I like it. Who did you have in mind to play it ?”
Graham's grin widens.
“For the policeman, obviously you. You've got a knack for authority figures. For the passerby, I thought Michael would do nicely.”
And there goes the explanation. Never mind that the casting is perfectly suited- John has got the sudden impression he has been doused with cold water. -
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写这个只能说明我是个神经病，我想水煎Jonesy🥺
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反乌托邦AU，Eric Idle性转√
大家都很坏，跟Monty Python完全无关，仅仅是我借用他们的外形、名字和一部分角色特点创作的小说。
所有人都是30多岁，请勿代入任何老年形象。Series
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Something to share, Colonel? by michaelpalinspookie
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983)
19 Jul 2024
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The Colonel finally decides that enough is enough. He’s finally going to go to therapy. At therapy, he meets a host of other Monty Python characters.
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Podfic: Between Scylla and Charybdis by pinklotus9 for peasina
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF
20 May 2024
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Choosing to stand just outside the door isn’t really prying, is it? Graham can restuff his pipe, pat his pockets for his matches, do all the things one might when passing a few minutes between the bore of readthroughs. If he happens to overhear Michael and Terry’s discussion in the meantime, well.
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Beautiful Agony by saturni_stellis - a Podfic by CailynBell (Cailynwrites)
Fandoms: Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979)
13 May 2024
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He was a proud man, someone who didn’t revel in glory or require high praise, despite being the leader of a Roman army. All he ever desired was respect and gratitude from his men, decent pay and a good meal once a day. But as he stood there in front of his Governor, being invited into one the most sacred parts of his private quarters, to wash with him in the same water, to share an intimacy no one else had ever shared with him before… it stirred an animal within Claye he hadn’t ever known to exist until now.
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Podfic: 'L'après-midi de Chapman' by houndsoflove by JocundaSykesEncore, peasina
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF
03 Jan 2024
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Graham daydreams on a summer's afternoon.
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His Personal Princess by retroweaving
Fandoms: Monty Python's Flying Circus, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979), Monty Python's Spamalot, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983)
18 Jul 2023
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Life takes an interesting turn when a certain comedian turned cowardly knight takes an interest in you.
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“You should watch it,” John mumbled. He’d folded his arms since Michael last looked. “I wouldn’t let the others get away with talking to me like that.”
Michael patted the inside of John’s leg, pulled it straighter, and said with a smile, “Aren’t I lucky?”
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- Part 4 of Unexpected (A Kink Collection)