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蟒人在Do Not Adjust Your Set时期小故事一则❤
写这篇文的原因是有一天忽然得知麦克帕林曾经是日进香烟四十根的大烟枪一只，然后到1969年的某个时间段突然被特里吉列姆感化（？）戒了烟，用写日记替代了成瘾行为。
完完全全是在捏造事实，因为现实中的这个时候麦克帕林已经结婚并且早就有了一个满地乱爬、甚至会把烟头塞自己嘴里的好大儿（感觉这才是戒烟的真正原因）。但我太喜欢产品了，就这样美美让鼠鼠被麦克帕林撩到√
以及写完这篇之后才意识到我这两篇同人的结局都定格在麦克帕林摊开的日记本上！不过也许这就是世界的本质，因为这个地球就是围着麦克帕林的日记本转的。
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In Da Hood by YourCJNight
Fandoms: Original Work, Satire - Fandom, Dark Comedy - Fandom, Meta Fiction - Fandom, Family Guy (Cartoon), Rick and Morty, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006), Monty Python RPF, BoJack Horseman (Cartoon), The Simpsons
09 Feb 2026
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In Da Hood is an absurdist satirical tour through global stereotypes, internet clichés, and cultural myths — performed live, loudly, and without shame.
A wealthy client hires two questionable guides and their silent assistant to walk him through a “World Cultures Exhibition” that exists entirely in public streets.
What follows is a chaotic parade of nations reduced to memes, half-knowledge, pop culture, and offensive-but-honest simplifications.This is not anthropology.
This is not education.
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Terry G was the outsider among the Pythons. Some days it didn't affect him, but lately he felt it deep inside.
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Eric Idle has a secret and Graham Chapman decides to interfere.
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Michael Palin has been unhappy in his relationship with John. After a dance with Terry Jones, he goes to confront the raven-haired man
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At her death, she had one wish: to go back and be the 7th member of Monty Python. What seems like a dream come true becomes far more than she ever bargained for. Surrounded by people whose lives she already knows the endings to, she tries to navigate love, friendship, and fate while carrying the unbearable weight of foresight. Some lives can be changed. Some loves can't. Some losses are the price of time itself.
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It'sssssss...... Monty Python but in a fantasy setting, daggers, swords, elves and shit. Graham is a Warlock. Michael had his soul stolen.
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They went back to his place by LCrafty7
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF, Monty Python - Fandom
17 Dec 2025
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“But, what about the script?”
“Fuck the script. We’ll do this our own way”
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我看了太多Reddit恐怖故事，所以写了一个巨蟒剧团的规则类恐怖故事，希望不会冒犯到任何人。
我又让Eric和Michael相爱了，这非常不好。Series
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Cowboys are Frequently not so Secretly Fond of Each Other by GoreBonk
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF
19 Aug 2025
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Not much happens on a ranch. It’s day in day out work, work, work. This was the life of six men at the time this story starts. When you’re stagnant you don’t see a way forward, only the past you’re stuck in. When all you see is horses and dirt, it’s hard to find a road ahead.
Or - Monty Python cowboy au where they are on the run together :]
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Talking About the Space Between Us by blue_albatross19
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), Monty Python RPF
18 Aug 2025
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Eric and George while away an evening stoned at Friar Park, but the innate homoeroticism of every single George Harrison friendship has other ideas.
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哦哦！蛋饺米西之圣杯传奇！！ by Robin_Yogurt
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF, ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
16 May 2025
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蒙提派森成员穿越迷宫饭世界寻找圣杯的故事。
这篇文会融合迷宫饭和巨蟒圣杯的世界观，主角团是派森成员，也会遇到迷宫饭主角团。
写这个文的起因是想看帕林和法琳的两只小狗贴贴！并且搞蒙提派森的蛋饺米西paro给搞爽了，真的很想搞一点女性半精灵Eric Idle。
CP向依然是Eric Idle/Michael Palin，还在考虑要不要带小虫一起玩，如果带了再加tag。目前的种族设定：（暂定）
Eric Idle - 半精灵（魔法师，主角光环，变成了女的）
Michael Palin - 长身人（魔法师，超绝主角光环）
John Cleese - 长身人（兽人）约翰起司给我变成猫猫！
Graham Chapman - 长身人（莫名其妙接受了亚瑟王寻找圣杯的任务，于是成为了领队）
Terry Jones - 矮人（比森西还美的矮人）
Terry Gilliam - 半身人（会画画的灵巧小手不能有别的作用吗）
Carol Cleveland - 巨魔（炭疽城堡的女孩们个个孔武有力）
Neil Innes - 地精（是和小动物们做朋友的吟游诗人小地精）
Connie Booth - 精灵（女王）如果要带小虫玩儿的话那乔治哈里森就会是狗头人
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起司帕林是一场持续60年却依然无果的单向爱恋，但不知不觉间你竟然已经成为了陪伴他最久的那个人。
【问就是博主又来造谣了】
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Doctor Who × Monty Python
是这样的，我在写下这个故事的时候刚刚喜欢上Monty Python仅三个星期，对于这个组合当中任何人的描绘，均来自于我对他们演出风格的印象和维基百科的叙述。毕竟我还没有时间阅读他们的游记、日记和自传，光Michael Palin一个人就写了这么多呢。
不过说到底，这只是一篇Doctor Who世界观下的同人文，和现实多多少少有点不同也是很正常的，对吧。这个故事关于John Cleese和Graham Chapman的一个玩笑，以及Michael Palin的终极梦想。当然，还有我自己。
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钟声回荡 by Robin_Yogurt
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, British Actor RPF, Monty Python RPF, Horrible Histories RPF
06 Mar 2025
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本杰明不是格雷厄姆的替身，但埃里克却在这个年轻人身上察觉到了曾经爱人的模样。
Ps..我知道这是一次非常不负责任的拉郎，但Colonel和Captain实在太相似了我没办法不将这个想法从我脑海中清扫出去。而我也一直想探索Monty Python和Themthere之间的关联，因为这两个都是我最喜欢的英国喜剧组合。
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别让约翰·克里斯一个人在家看《环游世界80天》，他会受不了的。
恋足其实并不是我擅长的领域，但还是尝试了一下，于是就只有这么一点。我决定不要继续折磨我自己。
但迈克尔真的是一个满世界散发魅力的人，我爱他，我真的想对着他打手枪。不过他好像无法意识到自己有多可口诱人。他身上任何地方都充满情欲，包括脚。Series
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第一章发布的时间是2025年2月25日，祝乔治哈里森生日快乐！
（希望我能在今年埃里克艾德尔生日前写完……）讲的是乔治去世三年后，埃里克在家中遇见乔治鬼魂的故事。友情向。
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"I agree," Mikey says, tilting his gaze so he's glaring up at the others, "I think Eric should show some discipline." He pauses for dramatic effect. Terry Gilliam grins in realization of what Michael might be implying. John's expression switches to confusion, then, until Michael continues;
"I think we ought to make him hold it."
CONTAINS KINK/FETISH CONTENT. DONT LIKE, DONT READ.
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格雷厄姆·查普曼有一双善于观察的眼睛。
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