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[Midi] Ученик by WTF speak problematic and enter 2026 (problematic_huematic)
Fandoms: Майор Гром | Major Grom (Comics)
14 Feb 2026
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«Ему слишком многое казалось блажью; наверное, это было не очень хорошо, когда жизнь прискучивает и сереет, но как с этим справиться, Игорь не ведал.
Может быть, чем-то поможет другая живая душа дома? Будет к кому сердце приложить».- Language:
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Как змей-царевич не женился by WTF Фандомная Плесень 2026 (fandom_mold)
Fandoms: Майор Гром | Major Grom (Comics), Майор Гром | Major Grom (Trofim Movies)
14 Feb 2026
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Вопреки опасениям Игоря, невеста оказалась похожей на портрет. Живописец сгладил жестковатую линию челюсти, а косы на портрете были куда длиннее и отливали пшеничным золотом; на самом деле белые, как лен, волосы едва касались плеч. Ничего из этого королевну Дану не портило, и розовых губ Игорь коснулся с превеликим удовольствием.
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A fanfiction based on the failed Cartoon Network pilot "Imp Inc." from 2001, brought back to life with new characters and new stories to tell.
Three imps resigned to a thankless line of work granting wishes in their orbiting spaceship "The Shooting Star" yearn for an escape from their dead-end existence. After one failure too many, they receive a call from their boss, the head of the Universe Incorporated to discuss an opportunity to receive some outside help...
Chapter 1 is a retelling of the pilot leading into an all new story.
Check back in sometime to see if art has been added to chapters :)
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After eight years in captivity, Lilith returns to Hell. She is unprepared to face her daughter.
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- Part 5 of Trouble in Anti-Paradise
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感觉自己写的人外或者比较变态的就会写得很长🥰🥰🥰
我写黄的时候很难写太多细节，请见谅。双龙（非3p），触手，克系，类水煎，宫交，肛交，对镜，全身捆绑，蒙眼，共生，寄生，安眠药，纵容，户外play
半夜，你起来的时候，发现夏以昼在摸你的小腿，身后全是紫黑色的触手
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- Part 2 of 🍎恶俗集
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Tales From The Spooky Station by Gatorade_Water_Bruh
Fandoms: Spooky Month (Short Films - Sr Pelo), Tales From the Gas Station - Jack Townsend
05 Feb 2026
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As the only full time employee at the 24/7 shitty little gas station at the edge of town. Kevin thought he pretty much saw it all. But when his coworker and former cult leader/prisoner Carlos accidentally kills someone that is alive. Things take a turn for the worse as rumors of a Dark God rises and tries to take over the gas station. And Kevin will try his best to mind his own business and stay out of it.
I mean, he's just a gas station clerk, he already has to deal with weird stuff like gnomes, an annoying cigarette-smoking cultist, two goofball kids, raccoons and the cowboy that haunts the bathroom.
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要再玩坏他的脑子吗？来栖晓斟酌着，让黑色的触手和墨水一样贴在明智去得潮红的脸颊上，替他把眼泪和唾液都擦了个干净，也没有忘记帮明智擦擦鼻子。
要再玩坏他的脑子吗？来栖晓斟酌着，凑过去和明智接吻，软软的舌头无力地被他牵引着，吮吸着，明智尝起来真不错，他要用很大的力气才可以阻止自己把明智一口吞下的欲望。
要再玩坏他的脑子吗？来栖晓斟酌着，试着用手托起明智的身体，顺着他的脊背抚摸抚摸，又压着他的小腹，来栖觉得这很舒服，明智可能已经失去意识了，但又由于他的动作没停下，还会时不时抽搐几下。
要再玩坏他的脑子吗？要吗？要吗？想要……来栖晓抱着明智的脑袋，身后浮现的触须在空中挥舞，蠢蠢欲动、蓄势待发着。
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【日黑】触手系弟弟 by dreamdream
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
30 Jan 2026
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因为母亲重病，离家多年的继国严胜时隔多年再次回到了位于深山的老宅
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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I Slit Throats with a Grin that Reeks of Pure Shit by NotQuiteButAlmost (HerbertLambrick)
Fandoms: Would You Rather (2012), Re-Animator (Movies - Combs), Herbert West - Reanimator - H. P. Lovecraft, Jeffrey Combs - Fandom, Jeffrey Combs Universe
30 Jan 2026
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You are an aspiring storyteller given the opportunity of a lifetime when you meet a wealthy philanthropist and his mad scientist 'nephew'. Slow burn, goofy, likely clunky--because my brain is full of clunk.
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Euphoria and Agony by blobofgay for flowerslut, volturialice
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Life and Death - Stephenie Meyer
27 Jan 2026
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What’s a colorblind teenage dirtbag to do when his vampire girlfriend dumps him in a forest? Abandoned in Forks, human disaster Beau Swan must cope with depression, supernatural murder attempts, heaps of Girl werewolves, and a dad who simply cannot cook his own dinner.
You’ve heard of Life and Death, the gender/sex-swapped retelling of Twilight written by bestselling author Stephenie Meyer, now get ready for some Euphoria and Agony, a Beau POV retelling of New Moon, written by a guy who listens to some internet randoms on an amazing, bat-shit crazy podcast.
Euphoria and Agony is a project of the Three Books One Plot podcast, and I have simply expanded on the excerpts and cursed myself to hell better than Edward fucking Cullen ever could. As if you could outrun me, you sparkly emo.
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Better Call All by rabbitrun
Fandoms: Pluribus (TV 2025), Better Call Saul (TV), Breaking Bad
25 Jan 2026
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Pluribus AU in which Kim Wexler is immune.
After that fateful night, the world Kim Wexler thought she had under control turns inside out. Instead of freeing Jimmy from prison, she must now rescue him from being lost to her forever.
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Хогвартская поэма by ekatsches, nebezkota, WTF Фандомная Плесень 2026 (fandom_mold)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jan 2026
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Альбус Семёнович видел здесь гнездо, где могли бы воспитываться новые маги; маги, которым предстояло в будущем построить новый, более справедливый мир. Перед педагогическим взором его виделись спальни, мастерские, классы, где десятки беспризорных юных волшебников смогут получить путёвку в жизнь.
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Clinic Duty by justaliteratephoenix, ReeceIsHereNow
Fandoms: House M.D., Layton Kyouju Series | Professor Layton Series, Markiplier TV (Web Series), Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Bar Rescue (TV), Pitbull (Musician), The Lorax (2012), M&JMetal (Youtube)
24 Jan 2026
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"Here we go again, clinic room one. File in hand..."
Gregory House clocks in for another day of clinic duty... Who's next?
A collection of clinic duty one shots across the world of fiction.
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An Evening of Speed Courting at the Upper Assembly Rooms in Bath by Sandel
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, AUSTEN Jane - Works
23 Jan 2026
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The Bennet family goes to Bath, where the daughters take part in a new form of evening entertainment, the highly fashionable 'seated assembly.'
Or: Jane Austen Speed Dating, featuring all the heroes and heroines.
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Pink Shadow: The Autobiography of a Swine (Cliff Notes Excerpts) by Kantayra for Zabbers
Fandoms: The Far Side (Comics), Unspecified Fandom
21 Jan 2026
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Having sold exactly zero copies, it is one of the most touching tales of porcine adventure written to this day (please ignore actual classics like Charlotte’s Web or Babe).
The novel—originally intended for intensely silly people—was written in the pink period of Gary Larson’s life while he remained convinced that barnyard animals were inherently hilarious, being published just five minutes before his editor booped him soundly on the nose with a newspaper. (It didn’t take.)
It has since become a children’s classic, teaching its readers the valuable lesson that, no, apparently some adults never grow up, after all.
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Echelon Magazine - Kristoph Gavin Exclusive Interview on Leadership, Love, and Order by ElAurian, mathildia
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
18 Jan 2026
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The Alpha Guru grants a rare interview in his beautiful home
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- Part 29 of ElAurian Art
- Part 2 of Claiming Phoenix Wright
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在生日之际，品尝一下不同时间段、不同身份、不同味道的夏以昼。
几乎纯肉，夹杂少量剧情。
目前已完工：高中生，执舰官，X-02，飞行员，全力以赴.ver，逛街（半成品），克系人外，狮鹫奇美拉内容预警：
太长了，只写具体play，详细排雷请看章节sum
高中生：未成年性爱，口交，69。
执舰官：自慰，指奸，女上。
X-02：指奸，口交，感官共享，少量神交。
飞行员：自慰，睡奸，磨逼，内射。
全力以赴.ver：口交，对镜。
逛街：道具互玩，公共。
人外：克系，触手，对镜，三洞齐开。
奇美拉：口交，后入，毛发play希望吃得开心！！！
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The waves in his eyes crash into me as he looks me over in confusion, as the specks of golden sand sparkle in the light. I watch as realization whispers in his ear, and his brow relaxes. He passes me a warm smile, beaming even through the lit-up room. I felt almost drunk, unsure if it was the booze or the mysterious haze around the blonde standing in front of me. Everything around me slowed, and my peripheral vision blurred.
Or Nick Carraway falls fast for his mysterious neighbor without even realizing it
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Corona Light by flowerslut, volturialice
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
11 Jan 2026
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One vampire's totally unbiased account of werewolves, love triangles, superpowered interspecies battles, and a totally normal night in a totally normal tent.
You've heard of Midnight Sun, the Edward-POV retelling of Twilight written by bestselling author Stephenie Meyer. You stuck with us through Dark Noon our unauthorized New Moon-era sequel. Now get ready for Corona Light, an Edward POV retelling of Eclipse written by some internet randos (podcast hosts G and Shannon of Three Books One Plot!)
Corona Light is a project of the Three Books One Plot podcast. New excerpts posted every other Monday!
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- Part 3 of the Three Books One Plot collection
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Warfare and Peace by flowerslut, volturialice
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Life and Death - Stephenie Meyer
11 Jan 2026
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What's a colorblind teenage dirtbag to do when he's torn between his vampire girlfriend and his werewolf bestie? Caught in the middle of a supernatural war and still being hunted by a sadistic vampire bent on revenge, Beau Swan must find his place amid wacky werewolf romance magic, cursed camping trips, and a looming appointment with his girlfriend's mom's mouth—and somehow graduate high school!
You've heard of Life and Death, the gender/sex-swapped retelling of Twilight written by bestselling author Stephenie Meyer. You stuck with us through Euphoria and Agony, our unauthorized New Moon-era sequel. Now get ready for Warfare and Peace, a Beau POV retelling of Eclipse written by some internet randos (podcast hosts G and Shannon of Three Books One Plot!)
Warfare and Peace is a project of the Three Books One Plot podcast. New excerpts posted every other Monday!
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- Part 4 of the Three Books One Plot collection